Pen Puns

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Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen? 

A: To draw blood.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.


Dumb Blond Jokes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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The pen is mightier than the sword.

Do we really need to test this?
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Do we really need to test this?


Daily Comics,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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Whats a pen that has ink that runs? 

A fountain.
Whats a pen that has ink that runs?

A fountain.


Willy Wonka Memes,  Pen Jokes,  
    
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I can't get these open. Do you mind?

Proof that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I can't get these open. Do you mind?

Proof that the pen is mightier than the sword.


Funny Comic Pictures,  Funny Sayings Jokes,  
    
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What do you call pencils that write with ink? 

Pen-cils
What do you call pencils that write with ink?

Pen-cils


Pencil Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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gah ... hang on another second

this pen is leaking

i pooped my pants.
gah ... hang on another second

this pen is leaking

i pooped my pants.


    
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hey do you know where my pen is

no i dont know where your pen is
hey do you know where my pen is

no i dont know where your pen is


High School Meme,  
    
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my pen is

huge!
my pen is

huge!


    
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would u like to borrow my pen?

cause my pen is huge
would u like to borrow my pen?

cause my pen is huge


    
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this is not my pen-

is
this is not my pen-

is


Arnold Meme,  
    
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my 

pen is

bigger than yours
my

pen is

bigger than yours


    
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your insulin pen isn't the only thing that you're going to get poked with this valentines day....
your insulin pen isn't the only thing that you're going to get poked with this valentines day....

Funny Valentines Ecards,  
    
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the 

mightier
the

mightier


    
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now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.
now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.

Unemployed Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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