Pencil Puns

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Pencil punsThere's no point anymore!
Please don’t hold back, draw from all that emotion that’s been building from that hectic day at work. What about erasing the memory of that extremely horrendous one night stand you just woke up from a few hours ago after that late night binge? So get the lead out of your ass where we have added the most popular and viral pencil puns from all over the Internet.

We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil? 

Because it has no point.
Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?

Because it has no point.


Lame Jokes,  Real Bad Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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What do you call pencils that write with ink? 

Pen-cils
What do you call pencils that write with ink?

Pen-cils


Pen Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.
Q:

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

A:

Pointless.


Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
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I wood like to make an appointment!

Ha ha

Hehe

Sure thing! I'll pencil you in. What seems to be the problem? 

I haven't gone number 2! In weeks!
I wood like to make an appointment!

Ha ha

Hehe

Sure thing! I'll pencil you in. What seems to be the problem?

I haven't gone number 2! In weeks!


Kids Puns,  Pun Examples For Kids,  
    
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
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 pencil i see you point

i guess you write
pencil i see you point

i guess you write


Memes,  Silly Memes,  
    
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oh you girls want some lotion?

not while the pencil's in motion
oh you girls want some lotion?

not while the pencil's in motion


Memes,  Funny Nerd Quotes,  Priority Peter Meme (theme),  
    
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Why did the singer bring a pencil onstage?

He wanted to draw a big crowd.


Kid Puns,  Jokes For Little Kids,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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Before the 'Eraser', bread was used to remove pencil marks
Before the 'Eraser', bread was used to remove pencil marks

101 Funny Facts,  Funny Short Facts  
    
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Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.

Pun Jokes For Kids,  Kid Jokes One Liners  
    
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"The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow. What's a pencil?"
"The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow. What's a pencil?"

Funny Comics For Kids,  Jokes For School Kids  
    
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walked out the final like

keep the pencil
walked out the final like

keep the pencil


College Finals Jokes,  Funny Drake Pictures,  Funny Drake Pictures,  
    
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Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - No point
Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - No point

Christian Puns,  Funny Church Signs,  Cute Christian Jokes  
    
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Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.

Your Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Cool Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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