Penn State Nittany Lions Jokes

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Memes,  James Bond Jokes,  Penn State Jokes,  

Q: What's the difference between an Nittany Lions fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Funny Fish Sayings,  Short Funny Animal Jokes  

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of poop and a Nittany Lions fan?

A: The bucket.

Fan Jokes,  Funny Poop Sayings  

Q: How do you stop a Nittany Lions fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!

Wife Abuse Jokes,  Fan Jokes  

Q: Whats the difference between the Penn State Nittany Lions and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Cereal Puns,  Pennsylvania Jokes,  Cereal Jokes  

Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Nittany Lions games anymore?

A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

Drink Jokes,  Graduation Humor Jokes,  Graduation Puns  

Q: What do you call an Penn State Nittany Lion in a BCS bowl game?

A: A referee.

Referee Jokes,  College Football Jokes  

Q: Why does a Nittany Lions fan pour his cereal on a plate?

A: He lost his bowls.

Cereal Puns,  College Football Jokes,  Cereal Jokes  

Q: What does a Penn State Nittany Lion fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Playstation Jokes,  College Football Jokes,  

Q: How many Nittany Lions does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Light Bulbs Jokes,  Penn State Jokes  

Q. How did the Nittany Lion die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Milk Puns,  Cow Humor,  

Q: If you have a car containing a Nittany Lions wide receiver, a Nittany Lions linebacker, and a Nittany Lions defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

College Football Jokes,  Cop Humor  

If an older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar, then is an older man who likes younger men called a nittany lion?

Cougar Jokes,  Pennsylvania State Jokes  

This weeks PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers. Next weeks game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes

Penn State Jokes,  Offensive Gay Jokes,  

Q: How do you keep a Penn State linebacker out of your yard?

A: Put up goalposts.

College Football Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes  

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