Penn State Nittany Lions Jokes

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Memes,  James Bond Jokes,  Penn State Jokes,  

Q: What's the difference between an Nittany Lions fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Funny Fish Sayings,  Short Funny Animal Jokes  

Q: How do you stop a Nittany Lions fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!

Wife Abuse Jokes,  Fan Jokes  

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of poop and a Nittany Lions fan?

A: The bucket.

Fan Jokes,  Funny Poop Sayings  

Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Nittany Lions games anymore?

A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

Drink Jokes,  Graduation Humor Jokes,  Graduation Puns  

Q: Whats the difference between the Penn State Nittany Lions and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Cereal Puns,  Pennsylvania Jokes,  Cereal Jokes  

Q: What do you call an Penn State Nittany Lion in a BCS bowl game?

A: A referee.

Referee Jokes,  College Football Jokes  

Q: What does a Penn State Nittany Lion fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Playstation Jokes,  College Football Jokes,  

Q: Why does a Nittany Lions fan pour his cereal on a plate?

A: He lost his bowls.

Cereal Puns,  College Football Jokes,  Cereal Jokes  

Q. How did the Nittany Lion die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Milk Puns,  Cow Humor,  

Q: If you have a car containing a Nittany Lions wide receiver, a Nittany Lions linebacker, and a Nittany Lions defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

College Football Jokes,  Cop Humor  

Q: How many Nittany Lions does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Light Bulbs Jokes,  Penn State Jokes  

If an older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar, then is an older man who likes younger men called a nittany lion?

Cougar Jokes,  Pennsylvania State Jokes  

This weeks PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers. Next weeks game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes

Penn State Jokes,  Offensive Gay Jokes,  

Q: How do you keep a Penn State linebacker out of your yard?

A: Put up goalposts.

College Football Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes  

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