Penn State Nittany Lions Jokes
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Q: What's the difference between an Nittany Lions fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Funny Fish Sayings, Short Funny Animal Jokes
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Funny Fish Sayings, Short Funny Animal Jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of poop and a Nittany Lions fan?
A: The bucket.
Fan Jokes, Funny Poop Sayings
A: The bucket.
Fan Jokes, Funny Poop Sayings
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Q: How do you stop a Nittany Lions fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!
Wife Abuse Jokes, Fan Jokes
A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!
Wife Abuse Jokes, Fan Jokes
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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Nittany Lions games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Drink Jokes, Graduation Humor Jokes, Graduation Puns
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Drink Jokes, Graduation Humor Jokes, Graduation Puns
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Q: Whats the difference between the Penn State Nittany Lions and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Cereal Puns, Pennsylvania Jokes, Cereal Jokes
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Cereal Puns, Pennsylvania Jokes, Cereal Jokes
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Q: What do you call an Penn State Nittany Lion in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Referee Jokes, College Football Jokes
A: A referee.
Referee Jokes, College Football Jokes
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Q: What does a Penn State Nittany Lion fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Playstation Jokes, College Football Jokes,
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Playstation Jokes, College Football Jokes,
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Q: Why does a Nittany Lions fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Cereal Puns, College Football Jokes, Cereal Jokes
A: He lost his bowls.
Cereal Puns, College Football Jokes, Cereal Jokes
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Q: How many Nittany Lions does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!
Light Bulbs Jokes, Penn State Jokes
A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!
Light Bulbs Jokes, Penn State Jokes
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If an older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar, then is an older man who likes younger men called a nittany lion?
Cougar Jokes, Pennsylvania State Jokes
Cougar Jokes, Pennsylvania State Jokes
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Q: If you have a car containing a Nittany Lions wide receiver, a Nittany Lions linebacker, and a Nittany Lions defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
College Football Jokes, Cop Humor
A: The cop.
College Football Jokes, Cop Humor
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This weeks PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers. Next weeks game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes
Penn State Jokes, Offensive Gay Jokes,
Penn State Jokes, Offensive Gay Jokes,
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Q: How do you keep a Penn State linebacker out of your yard?
A: Put up goalposts.
College Football Jokes, Dumb Person Jokes
A: Put up goalposts.
College Football Jokes, Dumb Person Jokes
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