Pepito Jokes

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Dominican Problems

The tragic life 'Pepito' leads
Dominican Problems

The tragic life 'Pepito' leads


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Hi, are you new in school? What's your name? Do you speak English? 

Como dice usted? 

Do you speak English? 

No lo entiendo! 

Le pregunto que si habla usted Ingles? 

Ah si, perfectamente!
Hi, are you new in school? What's your name? Do you speak English?

Como dice usted?

Do you speak English?

No lo entiendo!

Le pregunto que si habla usted Ingles?

Ah si, perfectamente!


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I read an article in the internet that said instead of eating cucumbers to reduce fat, slice them up and rub them directly on your cellulite.

And if that still doesn't work, try rubbing sandpaper on them!
I read an article in the internet that said instead of eating cucumbers to reduce fat, slice them up and rub them directly on your cellulite.

And if that still doesn't work, try rubbing sandpaper on them!


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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a toilet.

Hmmmm

Well, the motorcycle you have to sit to run

And the toilet you have to run to sit!
What is the difference between a motorcycle and a toilet.

Hmmmm

Well, the motorcycle you have to sit to run

And the toilet you have to run to sit!


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Pepito, when a customer doesn't find the product they need always offer them an alternative. If there are no apples offer them pears. White bread if there is no wheat bread. You get it! Right? 

Got it! 

Good morning can I help you? 

Yes, there isn't any toilet paper. 

Oh! But we have sandpaper!
Pepito, when a customer doesn't find the product they need always offer them an alternative. If there are no apples offer them pears. White bread if there is no wheat bread. You get it! Right?

Got it!

Good morning can I help you?

Yes, there isn't any toilet paper.

Oh! But we have sandpaper!


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Hey Paco, why do you always only tie one show? 

Because on the bottom of di shoe it reads "Tai_wan"
Hey Paco, why do you always only tie one show?

Because on the bottom of di shoe it reads "Tai_wan"


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Look! Look! I found the $10 that was lost! 

Lost? How did you know it was lost? 

I personally saw the lady searching and searching all over the school yard and I was the one who found it! 

Finders... Keepers! I'm going for ice cream!
Look! Look! I found the $10 that was lost!

Lost? How did you know it was lost?

I personally saw the lady searching and searching all over the school yard and I was the one who found it!

Finders... Keepers! I'm going for ice cream!


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If I have $500 in my pocket and $300 accidentally fell out what do I have? 

Very bad luck!
If I have $500 in my pocket and $300 accidentally fell out what do I have?

Very bad luck!


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I am such a picky eater! That is why I am so skinny!

Me too!!!!

Yes I've noticed! You pick everything and anything!
I am such a picky eater! That is why I am so skinny!

Me too!!!!

Yes I've noticed! You pick everything and anything!


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Do you have pig ears? 

Yes

Do you have chicken feet? 

Yes

Do you have pig snout? 

Yes

What kind of monster are you?
Do you have pig ears?

Yes

Do you have chicken feet?

Yes

Do you have pig snout?

Yes

What kind of monster are you?


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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Oh my God!!!!
I forgot! 

Wake up! I forgot to give you your sleeping pills!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Oh my God!!!!
I forgot!

Wake up! I forgot to give you your sleeping pills!


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Glendy what did one butt cheek say to the other! 

What? 
What? 

We can be very good friends as long as you dont cross the line!
Glendy what did one butt cheek say to the other!

What?
What?

We can be very good friends as long as you dont cross the line!


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There are 30 koi fish in a pond and 5 drown, how much are left? 

Well 30! Fish can't drown! Tricky questions don't work with me!
There are 30 koi fish in a pond and 5 drown, how much are left?

Well 30! Fish can't drown! Tricky questions don't work with me!


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Pepito translate this from Spanish to English, El gate se cayo en el agua y se ahogo. 

Easy stuff! The cat pushup in the water glugluglug and no max miau miau!
Pepito translate this from Spanish to English, El gate se cayo en el agua y se ahogo.

Easy stuff! The cat pushup in the water glugluglug and no max miau miau!


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Pepito, give me a sentence with chair! 

Hmmm...

I was upset with Paco because he didn't want to "chair" his empanada with me. 

Ay.... Pepito! You are such a cholo!
Pepito, give me a sentence with chair!

Hmmm...

I was upset with Paco because he didn't want to "chair" his empanada with me.

Ay.... Pepito! You are such a cholo!


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