So pepito was at school one day when the teacher said "your homework assignment for tomorrow will be to write a sentence with these three words, defense,defeat,and detail"
Pepito goes home and can't think of anything. He can't ask his parents for help because they don't know english, his brother is at work, and his sister doesn't want to help him.
After failing at having somebody help him he decides to do it himself. So the next day he goes to school and the teacher asks for volunteers to read their sentences. Pepito is the only one who raises his hand.
She tries to ignore him by saying "did anybody do their homework?" nothing "fine pepito read yourself."
He gets excited and proud of his paper. He clears his throat and reads "the dog jumps over de-fense, first de-feat, then de-tail."