Pervert Jokes

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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


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"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your  out"
"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your out"


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks
When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  Date Jokes,  
    
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start giving her that mage then complain about the bra being in the way
start giving her that mage then complain about the bra being in the way

Memes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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When u invite her over to watch a movie knowing damn well u don't own a TV
When u invite her over to watch a movie knowing damn well u don't own a TV

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you send a very risky text and ume you ed it up but suddenly get 12 pto notifications
when you send a very risky text and ume you ed it up but suddenly get 12 pto notifications

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity? 

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what
me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity?

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what


Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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employer: what's your biggest weakness? 

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy
employer: what's your biggest weakness?

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy


Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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her: he turns everything dirty, it's so hard to take

me: that's what she said

therapist: lmao

me: lmao
her: he turns everything dirty, it's so hard to take

me: that's what she said

therapist: lmao

me: lmao


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van
so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van

Memes,  Funny Pokemon Images,  
    
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do you remember tweeting "srty in the blue got a fat " 5 minutes before walking in here?
do you remember tweeting "srty in the blue got a fat " 5 minutes before walking in here?

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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guy: hey what u doing :)

girl: sitting in the swer crying because my dog died

guy: alone? what would we do if i was there??
guy: hey what u doing :)

girl: sitting in the swer crying because my dog died

guy: alone? what would we do if i was there??


Memes,  Sexting Meme,  Savage Meme,  
    
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we all have that one friend

w makes everything sexual
we all have that one friend

w makes everything sexual


Memes,  Friend Memes,  
    
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when he asks what you like to do for fun on the first date and you wondering if it's too early to say ride  until the sun comes up
when he asks what you like to do for fun on the first date and you wondering if it's too early to say ride until the sun comes up

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Freaky Jokes,  
    
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 jared!!

back at it again with the white vans!!
jared!!

back at it again with the white vans!!


Damn Daniel Meme,  Jared Fogle Meme,  
    
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