Pervert Jokes

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when you want to go as a creepy sex pervert on halloween but you realize you already are one
when you want to go as a creepy sex pervert on halloween but you realize you already are one

Memes,  Celebrity Disses,  
    
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Friend: Shes so hot

Me: Shes 14

Friend: Age is just a number

Me: You know what else is just a number?

Friend: What?

Me:
Friend: Shes so hot

Me: Shes 14

Friend: Age is just a number

Me: You know what else is just a number?

Friend: What?

Me:


Memes,  Young Age Jokes,  
    
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The type of dudes that be posting "so sexy babe" or :luv ur body" underneath y'alls pics
The type of dudes that be posting "so sexy babe" or :luv ur body" underneath y'alls pics

Memes,  Creepy Jokes,  
    
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Me: Say hello  and give her a compliment

Me to me: Tell her she's thicker than the racial divide in America
Me: Say hello and give her a compliment

Me to me: Tell her she's thicker than the racial divide in America


Memes,  Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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(driving test)

instructor: turn the car on

me: umm ok. (rubbing interior) you like that? you filthy w-

instructor: ok we're done here
(driving test)

instructor: turn the car on

me: umm ok. (rubbing interior) you like that? you filthy w-

instructor: ok we're done here


Memes,  Funny Driving,  
    
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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


Memes,  
    
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"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your  out"
"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your out"


Memes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks
When ur supposed to be on a date and he just takes u to a random cut and parks

Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  Date Jokes,  
    
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start giving her that mage then complain about the bra being in the way
start giving her that mage then complain about the bra being in the way

Memes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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When u invite her over to watch a movie knowing damn well u don't own a TV
When u invite her over to watch a movie knowing damn well u don't own a TV

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when you send a very risky text and ume you ed it up but suddenly get 12 pto notifications
when you send a very risky text and ume you ed it up but suddenly get 12 pto notifications

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity? 

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what
me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity?

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what


Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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employer: what's your biggest weakness? 

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy
employer: what's your biggest weakness?

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy


Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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her: he turns everything dirty, it's so hard to take

me: that's what she said

therapist: lmao

me: lmao
her: he turns everything dirty, it's so hard to take

me: that's what she said

therapist: lmao

me: lmao


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van
so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van

Memes,  Funny Pokemon Images,  
    
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