Pessimist Jokes

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pessimist - half empty

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pessimist - half empty

optimist- half full

me- yay! there is room for !


Memes,  Optimist Jokes,  
    
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i'm half full

i'm half empty

i think this is
i'm half full

i'm half empty

i think this is


Funny Jokes,  Pee Jokes,  Short Jokes List,  
    
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say 'Are you going to drink that?
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say 'Are you going to drink that?

Relatable Posts,  Funny Famous Slogans,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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I'm half empty.

I'm half full.

Why am I full of spaghetti?
I'm half empty.

I'm half full.

Why am I full of spaghetti?


Funny Jokes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Glass Jokes,  
    
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i prefer to look at the gl as half shut the  up.
i prefer to look at the gl as half shut the up.

Funny Rude Quotes,  Funny Rotten Ecards,  
    
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Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.
Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.


Cat Funny Pictures,  Optimist Jokes,  Cats,  
    
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Anything that can go wrong, and doesn't go wrong, is just waiting for a much worse time to go wrong.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Posters,  
    
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Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron
Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron


Optimist Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  Negative Jokes,  
    
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wa! half empty! definitely half empty!

just listen to you! always the pessimist!
wa! half empty! definitely half empty!

just listen to you! always the pessimist!


Pisces Pictures,  Pisces,  Pisces Quotes,  
    
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Some people see the glass as half empty. Others see my teeth in it and just get freaked out.
Some people see the glass as half empty. Others see my teeth in it and just get freaked out.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Dental Comics,  Funny Teeth Jokes,  False Teeth Jokes,  
    
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No one uses my meme any more 

The wouldn't notice if I died
No one uses my meme any more

The wouldn't notice if I died


Depression Dog (theme),  Lonely Jokes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist, 

While you guys argued whether the glass is full or empty, I sold the glass. 

Sincerely, 

Entrepreneur-ist
Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist,

While you guys argued whether the glass is full or empty, I sold the glass.

Sincerely,

Entrepreneur-ist


Business Humor,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

Really Funny One Liners,  Funny Money Quotes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Fear is a little dark room where negatives are developed.

Fear Jokes,  Photography Puns,  Photography Jokes,  
    
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