Pet Jokes

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*rubs magic lamp* Genie: You have 3 wishes "I wish all pets could live as long as humans" Genie: Damn... that's good. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me
*rubs magic lamp*

Genie: You have 3 wishes

"I wish all pets could live as long as humans"

Genie: Damn... that's good. alright you still have 3 wishes that one's on me

Memes,  Genie Jokes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up
My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up

Memes,  Best Husband Jokes,  
    
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Me: *reading funny memes out loud* Me: *shines phone light in my dog's face* Me: "Ok good ur still up, listen to this one"
Me: *reading funny memes out loud*
Me: *shines phone light in my dog's face*
Me: "Ok good ur still up, listen to this one"

Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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It's hard to stay humble when someone's god chooses you over them.
It's hard to stay humble when someone's god chooses you over them.

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated" Me: "I'll find a way" Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family] "Hi dad" Me: "scribble the dog out"
Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated"

Me: "I'll find a way"

Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family]

"Hi dad"

Me: "scribble the dog out"

Memes,  Parenting Fails,  Dead Dog Jokes,  
    
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When you feed your cats an hour late
When you feed your cats an hour late

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Cat Jokes Funny,  
    
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Even the Grinch
Even the Grinch

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  Funny Animals Jokes,  
    
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Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren't what you expected Clifford was literally smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth still made it work
Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren't what you expected Clifford was literally smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth still made it work

Memes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

Memes,  Awkward Moment Jokes,  
    
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This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her show and now she's my wife (my dog chewed it}
This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her show and now she's my wife

(my dog chewed it}

Memes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  Dog Humor,  
    
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Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?
Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?

Memes,  Pet Humor,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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no and mind your own in business
no and mind your own in business

Memes,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing" -Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich
"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing"

-Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich

Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you see your cat acting up from across the room
When you see your cat acting up from across the room

Memes,  When You Meme,  Cat Humor,  
    
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Dad: "Keep that dog away from me" *2 weeks later* Dad:
Dad: "Keep that dog away from me"

*2 weeks later*

Dad:

Memes,  Dad Memes,  
    
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