Pet Jokes

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It's hard to stay humble when someone's god chooses you over them.
It's hard to stay humble when someone's god chooses you over them.

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated"

Me: "I'll find a way"

Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family]

"Hi dad"

Me: "scribble the dog out"
Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated"

Me: "I'll find a way"

Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family]

"Hi dad"

Me: "scribble the dog out"


Memes,  Parenting Fails,  Dead Dog Jokes,  
    
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When you feed your cats an hour late
When you feed your cats an hour late

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Cat Jokes Funny,  
    
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Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren't what you expected Clifford was literally smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth still made it work
Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren't what you expected Clifford was literally smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth still made it work

Memes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

Memes,  Awkward Moment Jokes,  
    
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This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her show and now she's my wife

(my dog chewed it}
This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her show and now she's my wife

(my dog chewed it}


Memes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  Dog Humor,  
    
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Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?
Does anyone else tell their pets "I'll be back soon" when they leave or is that just me?

Memes,  Pet Humor,  Relatable Quotes,  
    
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no and mind your own in business
no and mind your own in business

Memes,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing"

-Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich
"You can stare as long as you want, I'm not sharing"

-Me about to give my dog half of my sandwich


Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you see your cat acting up from across the room
When you see your cat acting up from across the room

Memes,  When You Meme,  Cat Humor,  
    
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Dad: "Keep that dog away from me"

*2 weeks later*

Dad:
Dad: "Keep that dog away from me"

*2 weeks later*

Dad:


Memes,  Dad Memes,  
    
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When I see a dog
When I see a dog

Memes,  Dog Memes,  Funny Driving Images,  
    
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Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"
Me: "I need to save money"

Also: "I need a Gucci turtle"


Memes,  Funny Turtle Jokes,  Gucci Joke,  
    
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How am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention
How am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention

Memes,  Studying Jokes,  
    
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