Petty Jokes

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"You deleted my number?"

I deleted the text thread that gave me clues to who you were. Your number was never saved.
"You deleted my number?"

I deleted the text thread that gave me clues to who you were. Your number was never saved.


Memes,  Phone Number Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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10% discount is honestly so childish
10% discount is honestly so childish

Memes,  Discount Jokes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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Deleting your paragraph to text back "okay" = growth
Deleting your paragraph to text back "okay" = growth

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone...

So apologize to me.
I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone...

So apologize to me.


Memes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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my mom & dad are at my dads 30 year high scol reunion & my mom calls me and says "it's been 30 years and i still cannot stand that  your dad dated"
my mom & dad are at my dads 30 year high scol reunion & my mom calls me and says "it's been 30 years and i still cannot stand that your dad dated"

Memes,  Mom And Dad Jokes,  High School Reunion Meme,  
    
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If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.
If you honk at me .05 seconds after the traffic light turns green, ima put my car in park, adjust my seat, check the pressure on my tires, have an oil change, read a book, shiii I might have dinner and throw in a nap.

Memes,  Traffic Jokes,  
    
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This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle
This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle

Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.
My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.

Memes,  Facebook Humor,  
    
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I told my girl to drop a selfie and she sent me a collage of photos of other girls pictures ive liked on Instagram
I told my girl to drop a selfie and she sent me a collage of photos of other girls pictures ive liked on Instagram

Memes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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for the es that like to keep up with my relationship... update:

he at my  last night.
for the es that like to keep up with my relationship... update:

he at my last night.


Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.
This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd  herself $100...
I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd herself $100...

Memes,  Savage Meme,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw
Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw

Memes,  Rude Jokes About Men,  Body Jokes,  
    
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Me listening to people who never sat down and actually got to know me make inaccurate statements about my character
Me listening to people who never sat down and actually got to know me make inaccurate statements about my character

Memes,  Witty Pictures,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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Someone: U look athletic what u play?

Me: Men
Someone: U look athletic what u play?

Me: Men


Memes,  Athletics Jokes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  
    
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