Petty Jokes

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This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.
This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd  herself $100...
I gave a girl my phone and told her to add her snap and she venmo'd herself $100...

Memes,  Savage Meme,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw
Women are expected too look lime tens all the time while the average man looks like warm coleslaw

Memes,  Rude Jokes About Men,  Body Jokes,  
    
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Me listening to people who never sat down and actually got to know me make inaccurate statements about my character
Me listening to people who never sat down and actually got to know me make inaccurate statements about my character

Memes,  Witty Pictures,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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Someone: U look athletic what u play?

Me: Men
Someone: U look athletic what u play?

Me: Men


Memes,  Athletics Jokes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  
    
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Conclusion: "At the end of the day"

Body paragraph: first of all

Thesis statement: I just think it's funny how
Conclusion: "At the end of the day"

Body paragraph: first of all

Thesis statement: I just think it's funny how


Memes,  Writing Jokes,  
    
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Child: Where do babies come from

Me: Staying in your hometown after high school
Child: Where do babies come from

Me: Staying in your hometown after high school


Memes,  Small Town Jokes,  
    
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Me knowing I'm about to say something I shouldn't but of course ima say it anyways because that's who tf I am
Me knowing I'm about to say something I shouldn't but of course ima say it anyways because that's who tf I am

Memes,  Smug Cheerleader Meme,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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If I shoot my shot and you block it and the ball rolls on your friends court mind your business
If I shoot my shot and you block it and the ball rolls on your friends court mind your business

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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me looking for the part in a long  paragraph that i'm gonna reply to
me looking for the part in a long paragraph that i'm gonna reply to

Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Idc how bad we fell off, if you call me at 3am needing someone I won't know bc ur blocked
Idc how bad we fell off, if you call me at 3am needing someone I won't know bc ur blocked

Memes,  Funny Witty Quotes,  
    
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Me using " " instead of " " are two different things lol

The petty me uses " "
Me using " " instead of " " are two different things lol

The petty me uses " "


Memes,  Texting Jokes,  Emoji Jokes,  
    
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Lol me speeding up so you can't get over
Lol me speeding up so you can't get over

Memes,  Savage Patrick Meme,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when the  put her to sleep and now you free to go in the kitchen and eat all her son's fruit snacks she told you not to touch.
when the put her to sleep and now you free to go in the kitchen and eat all her son's fruit snacks she told you not to touch.

Memes,  Savage Patrick Meme,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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You ever withheld a "happy birthday" from someone bc they didn't wish you one on your bday?

I'm THAT petty.
You ever withheld a "happy birthday" from someone bc they didn't wish you one on your bday?

I'm THAT petty.


Memes,  Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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