Petty Memes

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When you're buying flowers for your girl and the lady at the register says "Where can I find a man like you" Me: Right here baby, I cheat
When you're buying flowers for your girl and the lady at the register says "Where can I find a man like you"

Me: Right here baby, I cheat

Memes,  Cheater Meme,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Friend who won't stop talking "That's crazy" Me
Friend who won't stop talking

"That's crazy"

Me

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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y'all: be his peace *me on my fifth drink, about to bring some up from two years ago*:
y'all: be his peace

*me on my fifth drink, about to bring some up from two years ago*:

Memes,  Kris Jenner Memes,  Girlfriend Memes,  
    
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Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them
Me test driving cars with zero intention of buying them

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  
    
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So you're just gonna let me ignore you?
So you're just gonna let me ignore you?

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Me after sending a "drunk text" and knowing damn well I been wanting to say that sh*t.
Me after sending a "drunk text" and knowing damn well I been wanting to say that sh*t.

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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My dad punched a hole in the wall so my sister framed like an exhibit in an art gallery to mock him.
My dad punched a hole in the wall so my sister framed like an exhibit in an art gallery to mock him.

Memes,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?" ......!!!!! if i kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?" ......!!!!! if i kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing

Memes,  Girlfriend Memes,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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"Fix your attitude or leave" Me:
"Fix your attitude or leave"

Me:

Memes,  Attitude Meme,  North West Memes,  
    
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Boot your ex's car for $28.99
Boot your ex's car for $28.99

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  Break Up Jokes,  
    
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How I apologize
How I apologize

Memes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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*Waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days* I did that honey !! He is shook to the core !! A taste of his own medicine !!!
*Waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*

I did that honey !! He is shook to the core !! A taste of his own medicine !!!

Memes,  Kris Jenner Meme,  
    
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Me after I blocked his number in mid argument while he was still typing
Me after I blocked his number in mid argument while he was still typing

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Donald Duck Jokes,  
    
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Me texting him wyd an hour after cutting him off
Me texting him wyd an hour after cutting him off

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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I called my mom a peasant and she sent me a pic of her bank account and said your turn and I'm lmfao
I called my mom a peasant and she sent me a pic of her bank account and said your turn and I'm lmfao

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  
    
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