Pharmacist Jokes

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pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all  got any sprite?
pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all got any sprite?


Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.
You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.


Pharmacy Jokes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed
I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed


Running Jokes,  Pharmacy Jokes,  
    
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Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!
Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!


Pharmacy Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.
I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.

Ecards Funny,  Medicine Jokes,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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Hello and welcome

To the pharmacy on Monday morning
Hello and welcome

To the pharmacy on Monday morning


Hello Meme,  This Is Sparta Meme,  Pharmacy Jokes,  
    
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"Yep you're absolutely right"

"I want your address and dob to stalk you and wish you a happy birthday!"
"Yep you're absolutely right"

"I want your address and dob to stalk you and wish you a happy birthday!"


Sarcastic Meme,  Lmfao,  
    
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I asked her, "what is your birth date" three times

And she kept giving me her first name
I asked her, "what is your birth date" three times

And she kept giving me her first name


First World Problems Memes (theme),  Very Funny Jokes,  
    
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I need to speak to the pharmacist

What time do you guys close?
I need to speak to the pharmacist

What time do you guys close?


Homer Simpson Jokes,  People Be Like,  
    
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I don't have my insurance card. Do I have to go home and get it?

No ma'am I'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!
I don't have my insurance card. Do I have to go home and get it?

No ma'am I'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!


Insurance Humor,  Hell Nah,  Silly Meme,  
    
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You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!
You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!

Ecard Humor,  Medicine Jokes,  
    
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"How long will it take for my doctor to respond?"

Let me check my crystal ball
"How long will it take for my doctor to respond?"

Let me check my crystal ball


Lol Funny,  Humor Jokes Funny,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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Can't remember if I submitted the order

Or left the screen open and didn't submit
Can't remember if I submitted the order

Or left the screen open and didn't submit


Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  
    
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So you need a refill and you don't know what the drug is called? But its white and round you say???
So you need a refill and you don't know what the drug is called? But its white and round you say???

Ecard Humor,  Drug Jokes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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