Pharmacy Jokes

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when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize
when you're rushing to buy some plan b before your sperm can reach her eggs and fertilize

Memes,  Birth Control Memes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.
You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.


Pharmacist Jokes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed
I'm not running

This is normal pharmacy speed


Running Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!
Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!


Pharmacist Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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Can't remember if I submitted the order

Or left the screen open and didn't submit
Can't remember if I submitted the order

Or left the screen open and didn't submit


Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Hello and welcome

To the pharmacy on Monday morning
Hello and welcome

To the pharmacy on Monday morning


Hello Meme,  This Is Sparta Meme,  
    
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I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off
I can't

Keep calm

The

C-II inventory count

Is off


Keep Calm Meme,  Drug Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Sorry my pharmacy is not equipped with a magic wand.
Sorry my pharmacy is not equipped with a magic wand.

Ecards Funny,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.
Whoever decided similar looking labels was okay

Should be punished.


Funny Medical Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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What are are you supposed to be picking up today?

"I don't know, you called me!!!"
What are are you supposed to be picking up today?

"I don't know, you called me!!!"


Annoyed Picard Meme,  Customer Service Meme,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Yeah, if you could go ahead and "x" the open containers,

That would be great
Yeah, if you could go ahead and "x" the open containers,

That would be great


Pharmacist Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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I thought it was a full bottle

But someone just forgot to mark it
I thought it was a full bottle

But someone just forgot to mark it


Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Tells pharmacist she's in a hurry

Waits until after being rung up to pull up out insurance card
Tells pharmacist she's in a hurry

Waits until after being rung up to pull up out insurance card


Pharmacist Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer
w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer


Medicine Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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pharmacy: fam this xanax will have you lit af

guy: what? i need heart medication

pharmacy: skrrrt!!
pharmacy: fam this xanax will have you lit af

guy: what? i need heart medication

pharmacy: skrrrt!!


Memes,  Drug Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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