Philosopher Jokes

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Philosophers then

Philosophers now
Philosophers then

Philosophers now


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"My dog looks like an ancient philosopher..."
"My dog looks like an ancient philosopher..."

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philosopher stone

philosopher stoned
philosopher stone

philosopher stoned


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We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them
I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them


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But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato
But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato


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Marriage

'If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher'

(Socrates)
Marriage

'If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher'

(Socrates)


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not a ing philosopher
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not a ing philosopher


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If pizza becomes a vegetable

Does that make pizza hut a salad bar
If pizza becomes a vegetable

Does that make pizza hut a salad bar


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Live with you?

I Kant.

Happy Valentine's Day

Love, Immanuel Kant and also Ben Kling
Live with you?

I Kant.

Happy Valentine's Day

Love, Immanuel Kant and also Ben Kling


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"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

-Voltaire
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

-Voltaire


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RIP socrates

One of the greatest greek philosophers
RIP socrates

One of the greatest greek philosophers


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smoke 

philosopher
smoke

philosopher


    
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If people are made of atoms 

Does that mean that scientists studying atoms are actually a group of atoms studying themselves?
If people are made of atoms

Does that mean that scientists studying atoms are actually a group of atoms studying themselves?


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When Plato discovered he was out of food, he decided to go shop at the stoa.

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