Philosophy Jokes

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today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

what the  does it want now
today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

what the does it want now


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w to cheat on a philosophy exam
w to cheat on a philosophy exam

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is arm wrestling between guys w don't workout

a comeion to see w masturbates more?
is arm wrestling between guys w don't workout

a comeion to see w masturbates more?


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We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them
I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them


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a scary movie 3 & 4 running-gag where the 'brokeback' pair argue over several seemingly paradoxial statements.

Scary Movie Paradox Arguments
a scary movie 3 & 4 running-gag where the 'brokeback' pair argue over several seemingly paradoxial statements.

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But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato
But surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.

Karl Rove and Plato


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I didn't appreciate your behavior at breakfast this morning.

The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.

Nice to see that philosophy class paid off. Who's that one from? 

... Rafiki.
I didn't appreciate your behavior at breakfast this morning.

The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.

Nice to see that philosophy class paid off. Who's that one from?

... Rafiki.


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Marriage

'If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher'

(Socrates)
Marriage

'If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher'

(Socrates)


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marilyn monroe

not a ing philosopher
marilyn monroe

not a ing philosopher


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Feigned Stoicism

Before stoicism was cool
Feigned Stoicism

Before stoicism was cool


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Philosophy 201

Knows the meaning of life and the universe
Philosophy 201

Knows the meaning of life and the universe


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In my life, I have prayed but one prayer:  Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous.  And God granted it. 

- Voltaire
In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous. And God granted it.

- Voltaire


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RIP socrates

One of the greatest greek philosophers
RIP socrates

One of the greatest greek philosophers


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smokes once 

changes major to philosophy
smokes once

changes major to philosophy


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