Phone Call Jokes

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The best time to get permission for something from your mum is when she's on the phone to someone. She nods her head to anything I ask
The best time to get permission for something from your mum is when she's on the phone to someone. She nods her head to anything I ask

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Dating a jealous girl:

Her: Hey babe where are you?

Him: I'm at church

Her: Put Jesus on the phone
Dating a jealous girl:

Her: Hey babe where are you?

Him: I'm at church

Her: Put Jesus on the phone


Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  Funny Jealousy Quotes,  
    
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If you talk like this on your phone you're an asshole
If you talk like this on your phone you're an asshole

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I am a texter. Please  do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.
I am a texter. Please do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.

Memes,  Facetime Jokes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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My mom: you need to call and make that appointment yourself

Me: Actually I'm okay. I really only need one good ankle
My mom: you need to call and make that appointment yourself

Me: Actually I'm okay. I really only need one good ankle


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The best time to call me is text message
The best time to call me is text message

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"Speak to a representative!!!!"
"Speak to a representative!!!!"

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Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????
Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????


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Before calling me.. ask yourself
Before calling me.. ask yourself

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I get very offended when my mom doesn't answer my phone calls. Like hello it's me the light of your life calling for the 3rd time today to tell you about the chicken tenders I just ate pls answer
I get very offended when my mom doesn't answer my phone calls. Like hello it's me the light of your life calling for the 3rd time today to tell you about the chicken tenders I just ate pls answer

Memes,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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I wish FaceTime told you whose connection is actually poor so people would stop trying me
I wish FaceTime told you whose connection is actually poor so people would stop trying me

Memes,  Facetime Jokes,  Tech Humor,  
    
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u leave a  1 voicemail & now u the intro on his mixtape
u leave a 1 voicemail & now u the intro on his mixtape

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If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on.
If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on.

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Me calling my mom to ask her how much medicine she think I should take even though it's written on the bottle..
Me calling my mom to ask her how much medicine she think I should take even though it's written on the bottle..

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We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,
We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,

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