Phone Call Jokes

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We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,
We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Me: Whatever bye

Babe: Alright bye

Me:
Me: Whatever bye

Babe: Alright bye

Me:


Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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I don't answer blocked calls.
Or numbers that I don't know.
Or anyone, ever...
Actually, don;t call me
I don't answer blocked calls.
Or numbers that I don't know.
Or anyone, ever...
Actually, don;t call me


Memes,  Social Life Jokes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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Adult friendship "let me call you back" hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.
Adult friendship "let me call you back" hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Friendship,  One Liner Adult Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Police? Yeah, the listening to creed and

Eating potato salad with raisins and marshmallows
Police? Yeah, the listening to creed and

Eating potato salad with raisins and marshmallows


Memes,  Snitch Meme,  
    
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My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"
My dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. Parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "Woah this is a 5-caller for sure"

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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"Can I call you real quick?"

Me:
"Can I call you real quick?"

Me:


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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IPhone neeeeeds an update where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you're ignoring a call
IPhone neeeeeds an update where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you're ignoring a call

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  Iphone Jokes,  
    
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Calling my mom when I feel like the adulting world is tryna take advantage of me
Calling my mom when I feel like the adulting world is tryna take advantage of me

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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Apparently being an adult means Googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.
Apparently being an adult means Googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.

Memes,  Jokes For Adults,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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Me, making a phone call: God I hope they don't answer
Me, making a phone call: God I hope they don't answer

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Me and my mom talking about you
Me and my mom talking about you

Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Me and my bff on the phone catching up on gossip
Me and my bff on the phone catching up on gossip

Memes,  Bff Meme,  
    
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Me blowing up Gods inbox when I get sent to hell
Me blowing up Gods inbox when I get sent to hell

Memes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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