Phone Call Jokes

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My mom: you need to call and make that appointment yourself

Me: Actually I'm okay. I really only need one good ankle
My mom: you need to call and make that appointment yourself

Me: Actually I'm okay. I really only need one good ankle


Memes,  Funny Relatable Posts,  Young Adult Jokes,  
    
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The best time to call me is text message
The best time to call me is text message

Memes,  Text Message Jokes,  
    
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"Speak to a representative!!!!"
"Speak to a representative!!!!"

Memes,  Customer Service Meme,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????
Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????


Memes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Before calling me.. ask yourself
Before calling me.. ask yourself

Memes,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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I get very offended when my mom doesn't answer my phone calls. Like hello it's me the light of your life calling for the 3rd time today to tell you about the chicken tenders I just ate pls answer
I get very offended when my mom doesn't answer my phone calls. Like hello it's me the light of your life calling for the 3rd time today to tell you about the chicken tenders I just ate pls answer

Memes,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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I wish FaceTime told you whose connection is actually poor so people would stop trying me
I wish FaceTime told you whose connection is actually poor so people would stop trying me

Memes,  Facetime Jokes,  Tech Humor,  
    
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u leave a  1 voicemail & now u the intro on his mixtape
u leave a 1 voicemail & now u the intro on his mixtape

Memes,  Mixtape Jokes,  
    
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If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on.
If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on.

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Me calling my mom to ask her how much medicine she think I should take even though it's written on the bottle..
Me calling my mom to ask her how much medicine she think I should take even though it's written on the bottle..

Memes,  Medicine Jokes,  Young Adult Jokes,  
    
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We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,
We've been hearing our mothers voices since we were in the womb. Easily the most recognizable voice on the planet. She's still the only one who announces herself on the voicemail. Yes, girl. I know it's you,

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Me: Whatever bye

Babe: Alright bye

Me:
Me: Whatever bye

Babe: Alright bye

Me:


Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  
    
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I don't answer blocked calls.
Or numbers that I don't know.
Or anyone, ever...
Actually, don;t call me
I don't answer blocked calls.
Or numbers that I don't know.
Or anyone, ever...
Actually, don;t call me


Memes,  Social Life Jokes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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Adult friendship "let me call you back" hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.
Adult friendship "let me call you back" hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Friendship,  One Liner Adult Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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