Phone Number Joke

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Here is where we have added jokes about all things related to phone numbers found all over the Internet. There are jokes about things like adding your number on facebook and getting stalked, social media apps requesting your phone number to better secure your account, bad pick up lines and leaving numbers on bathroom walls. We also have what could be one of the funniest yet relatable phone number joke about not knowing anyone’s number by heart if your phone dies.

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My ex texted me "You can delete my number"

I replied "who is this?"
My ex texted me "You can delete my number"

I replied "who is this?"


Memes,  Good Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  Ex Insults,  
    
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cashier: would you like a receipt? 

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little
cashier: would you like a receipt?

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little


Memes,  Cashier Meme,  Funny Sayings About Alcohol,  
    
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doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!
doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!


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When a guy way shorter than you asks for your number

No.
When a guy way shorter than you asks for your number

No.


Memes,  Men And Women Jokes,  Short Men Jokes,  
    
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She wrote her phone number on her forehead 555-235-1 I can't see the rest.
She wrote her phone number on her forehead 555-235-1 I can't see the rest.

Memes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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The number u gave me at the bar was wromg

So I followed you home
The number u gave me at the bar was wromg

So I followed you home


Phone Number Meme,  Funny Stalker Quotes,  
    
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Ok here's the phone bill

OH MY GOD!

That's our phone number
Ok here's the phone bill

OH MY GOD!

That's our phone number


Tv Humor,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  
    
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I don't normally ask for phone numbers...

But when I do, I'm asking for yours
I don't normally ask for phone numbers...

But when I do, I'm asking for yours


Phone Number Meme,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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Pretty girl's phone number

Y u no work?
Pretty girl's phone number

Y u no work?


Y U No Meme (theme),  Pretty Girl Jokes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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i don't call the wrong number

you answer the wrong pne
i don't call the wrong number

you answer the wrong pne


List Of Chuck Norris Jokes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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When you give them the wrong number and they start dialing it right in front of you.
When you give them the wrong number and they start dialing it right in front of you.

Memes,  Lord Of The Rings Meme,  
    
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"Gimme your number so I can text you"
"Gimme your number so I can text you"

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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my girl not allowed to order from the drive thru.

think she slick ordering 7 items off the menu. i know its ya  cell pne number!!!!
my girl not allowed to order from the drive thru.

think she slick ordering 7 items off the menu. i know its ya cell pne number!!!!


Fast Food Jokes,  Fast Food Fails,  Crazy Funny Sayings,  
    
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Yeah I lost your number

It must've happened when I hit delete
Yeah I lost your number

It must've happened when I hit delete


Funny Jokes,  Mean Humor,  Funny Girls Quotes,  
    
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One day you like me..

One day you don't..

On both day..

Your # isn't even saved
One day you like me..

One day you don't..

On both day..

Your # isn't even saved


Funny Jokes,  Best Insults Ever,  Diss Quotes,  
    
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