Phone Number Jokes

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This is where you will find phone number jokes. You will find a few bad pick up lines like, I lost my number can I have yours. Facebook jokes about being stalked because you gave FB your number so your account can be “more secure” and jokes about not having memorized a phone number since the birth of the smart phone. All of that and more are the types of jokes you will find in this section.

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'Delete my number'

'It was never saved'
'Delete my number'

'It was never saved'


Memes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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Unattractive guy: "Your friend gave me your snapchat"

Me in group message:

So which one of you bitches did it?
Unattractive guy: "Your friend gave me your snapchat"

Me in group message:

So which one of you bitches did it?


Memes,  Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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When you give him a fake number but he tells you to wait so he can call it
When you give him a fake number but he tells you to wait so he can call it

Funny Jokes For Girls,  Funny Jokes Against Men,  
    
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I got a girl now. Yall gotta delete my number
I got a girl now. Yall gotta delete my number

Memes,  New Relationship Jokes,  Side Chick Memes,  
    
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When you don't have any phone numbers memorized
When you don't have any phone numbers memorized

Memes,  Memory Jokes,  
    
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Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"
Cop: u have anything in your pockets that will hurt me?

Drake: *gives them old gf numbers*
"Yeh, these girls will"


Memes,  Drake Funny,  Emotional Jokes,  
    
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the last four of your pne # describes you

1 shy

2  loyal

3 freak

4 faithful

5 sweet

6 outspoken

7 loving

8 goofy

9 respect

0 confident
the last four of your pne # describes you

1 shy

2 loyal

3 freak

4 faithful

5 sweet

6 outspoken

7 loving

8 goofy

9 respect

0 confident


Memes,  Fun Stuff,  
    
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i asked a chinese girl for her number.

she said, "sex! sex! sex! free sex tonight!"

i said "wow!"

he friend said, "she means 666-3629."
i asked a chinese girl for her number.

she said, "sex! sex! sex! free sex tonight!"

i said "wow!"

he friend said, "she means 666-3629."


Memes,  Funny Jokes Chinese,  
    
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Every girl has this feeling at least once

Why did I give him my number
Every girl has this feeling at least once

Why did I give him my number


Memes,  Jokes For Girls,  
    
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When you save him as "Mine " in your phone and check his and youre just a number
When you save him as "Mine " in your phone and check his and youre just a number

Lil Mama Crying,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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Whats your number

I want to text you things
KAPPITS (1)
Mando: 😂 don't even know it by memory
Whats your number

I want to text you things


Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Smooth Chat Up Lines,  Corny Chat Up Lines,  
    
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The face you make when you ask for her phone number

And she says " I aint got no phone "
The face you make when you ask for her phone number

And she says " I aint got no phone "


Your Face When Jokes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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Broke your phone and lost my number? 

Good
Broke your phone and lost my number?

Good


Funny Grumpy Cat,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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Tries to get a girl's phonenumber

She already gave it to him before he could ask
Tries to get a girl's phonenumber

She already gave it to him before he could ask


Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (theme),  Photogenic Guy Meme,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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Yea, I lost your number.

I lost it when I hit delete.
Yea, I lost your number.

I lost it when I hit delete.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  Funny Insult Jokes,  
    
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