Piano Puns

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Q: Why was the piano tuner hired to play on the softball team? 

A: Because she had perfect pitch.
Q: Why was the piano tuner hired to play on the softball team?

A: Because she had perfect pitch.


Softball Puns,  Funny Questions Answers,  Funny Sports Posters,  
    
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"He left a suicide note."
"He left a suicide note."

Funny Suicide Notes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  Musical Puns,  
    
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

I don't know

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Hehehehehehe
What about the glue?

I knew you get stuck there.

Oh god!
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

I don't know

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Hehehehehehe
What about the glue?

I knew you get stuck there.

Oh god!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Jokes Riddles,  
    
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Whoa, whoa...Let's try again. Take it from "round thing in your face, you get sprung."
Whoa, whoa...Let's try again. Take it from "round thing in your face, you get sprung."

Funny Ecards,  Funny Ecards For Him,  Great Jokes Ever  
    
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How did the piano get out of jail?

With its keys.


Piano Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes  
    
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What would happen if a piano fell on you?

You would B-flat.


Free Jokes For Kids,  Great Kids Jokes,  Musical Instrument Jokes,  
    
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Why did the hyena bang his head on the piano keys?

He was playing by ear.


Jokes For 8 Year Olds,  Funny Jokes For 9 Year Olds,  Good Clean Jokes For Kids  
    
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Please ask to play the piano

Unless you're mozart but I know you're not because hes
Please ask to play the piano

Unless you're mozart but I know you're not because hes


Mozart Jokes,  Images Of Funny Signs  
    
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Funny Parent Quotes,  Parents Be Like,  
    
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Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.

Piano Jokes,  Music Puns,  Great One Liner Jokes  
    
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The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

Piano Jokes,  Music Puns,  Great One Liner Jokes  
    
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Q: Why are pianos hard to open?

A: The keys are inside


Piano Jokes,  Musical Instrument Jokes  
    
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David Guetta's piano
David Guetta's piano

Musician Jokes,  Music Humor  
    
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