Pick Up Line

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In this area of the website, we have intertwined the most popular funny viral pick up line and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

You will be privy to the some of the most innovative, corny, most definitely hilarious and awesome dirty of the dirtiest jokes in trying to get the attention of the opposite sex aligned with cartoon and photos.

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save a broom, ride a witch!
save a broom, ride a witch!

Funny Witch Sayings,  Broom Jokes,  Witch Jokes,  
    
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You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe
You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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hey i'm mary

and i will be poppin' that cherry
hey i'm mary

and i will be poppin' that cherry


Mary Poppins Jokes,  Cherry Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
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My Uber driver from earlier just texted me

Hey Julie, this is your uber driver from tonight, Jeffrey! I just realized I forgot to give you a promo code. Use the code 'cutie' for a free ride, but only valid if you use it on the way to dinner with me.
My Uber driver from earlier just texted me

Hey Julie, this is your uber driver from tonight, Jeffrey! I just realized I forgot to give you a promo code. Use the code 'cutie' for a free ride, but only valid if you use it on the way to dinner with me.


Funny Uber Stories,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  Creepy,  
    
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oh, your a butcher?

i won't be needing these
oh, your a butcher?

i won't be needing these


Butcher Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
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i like you.

can we have sexy time?
i like you.

can we have sexy time?


Funny Borat Quotes,  Sexy Memes,  
    
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hey girl, are you co posed of fluorine,  iodine and neon?

cos you are so  fine
hey girl, are you co posed of fluorine, iodine and neon?

cos you are so fine


Fluorine Jokes,  Iodine Jokes,  Neon Jokes,  
    
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Hey good lookin'

Want some of my animal crackers?
Hey good lookin'

Want some of my animal crackers?


Animal Cracker Jokes,  Kid Jokes One Liners  
    
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Hy girl, I would walk across all seven seas just to be with you tonight
Hy girl, I would walk across all seven seas just to be with you tonight

Memes,  Chris Hemsworth Jokes,  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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hey girl, that espresso martini

isn't the only thing that's going to keep you up all night
hey girl, that espresso martini

isn't the only thing that's going to keep you up all night


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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do u smoke pot because  be cute together
do u smoke pot because be cute together

Funny Jokes,  
    
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Kenya

Resist my charm?
Kenya

Resist my charm?


Memes,  Kenya Jokes,  Play On Words Jokes,  
    
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Hi baby,

I'm your Rambo
Hi baby,

I'm your Rambo


Memes,  Rambo Jokes,  Gorilla Jokes,  
    
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hey lady

want to give me throat cancer?
hey lady

want to give me throat cancer?


Memes,  Michael Douglas Jokes,  Cancer Jokes,  
    
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can i have your number?

and are you allergic to latex?
can i have your number?

and are you allergic to latex?


Memes,  Latex Jokes,  
    
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