Pick Up Lines That Work

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Most pick up lines are lame but in this section, we have added some pick up lines that work. There are some that you may have heard before like, "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?" and "Hey girl feel my shirt know what it's made of? Boyfriend material." There are a few that border on inappropriate like, "Don't leave too early... the last thing I want to say to you before we part is 'good morning'." and "I want a taste of your Milky Way."

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This is Michael. Michael gave me a lime. It has his number, then proceeded to say "it's a pickup lime" #GetYouAMichael
This is Michael. Michael gave me a lime. It has his number, then proceeded to say "it's a pickup lime" #GetYouAMichael

Memes,  Lime Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?
"I risked my like jumping in this pool trying to get to you. I'm Darnell, and you are"?

Memes,  Swimming Pool Jokes,  Black Stereotype Jokes,  
    
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"you know what would make your face look better?" if i sat on it."
"you know what would make your face look better?" if i sat on it."

Pick Up Lines For Ladies,  Face Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl feel my shirt

Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material
Hey girl feel my shirt

Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material


Memes,  Daryl Dixon Jokes,  
    
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this was so easy to film...pefully this was a good way to teach guys not to care to much and be straight forward and p.s 25% of girls rejected us or had a boyfriend!

Put Your Number In My Phone.
this was so easy to film...pefully this was a good way to teach guys not to care to much and be straight forward and p.s 25% of girls rejected us or had a boyfriend!

Funny Videos,  Dating Advice For Guys,  Funny Dating Advice,  Cool Funny Videos,  
    
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Hey girl,

I went ahead and cancelled the heat

So I could snuggle you to keep warm
Hey girl,

I went ahead and cancelled the heat

So I could snuggle you to keep warm


Hey Girl (theme),  Heat Jokes,  Romantic Chat Up Lines  
    
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You look like my first wife

No, I've never been married.
You look like my first wife

No, I've never been married.


Pickup Dragon Meme (theme),  New Wife Jokes,  
    
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You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

Christian Chat Up Lines,  Cute Chat Up Lines,  
    
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flirts with checkout lady

"so do you work here?"
flirts with checkout lady

"so do you work here?"


Flirting Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  Flirty Chat Up Lines,  
    
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He who angers you, controls you!

Good Chat Up Lines,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls,  
    
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A postcard home: The weather is here.

Wish you were beautiful.


Good Chat Up Lines,  Nice Chat Up Lines  
    
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You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

Top Chat Up Lines,  Smooth Chat Up Lines,  Brilliant Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Best Chat Up Lines Ever,  Best Chat Up Lines Ever  
    
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My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Cheeky Chat Up Lines,  Smooth Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Boys  
    
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Nothing lasts forever...Can you be my nothing?

Chat Up Lines For Kids,  Chat Up Lines For Teenagers,  
    
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