Pig Jokes One Liners

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q: what do you get when you cross a uruguayan fan with a pig? 

a: i do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.
q: what do you get when you cross a uruguayan fan with a pig?

a: i do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do.


Uruguay Jokes,  Funny List Of Jokes,  
    
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When you've been mad at him all day and he says he'll take you to your favorite restaurant tonight
When you've been mad at him all day and he says he'll take you to your favorite restaurant tonight

Memes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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When your outfit on point and you can't help but kiss yourself
When your outfit on point and you can't help but kiss yourself

Memes,  Cute Meme,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  
    
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Stop

I'm one of you
Stop

I'm one of you


Funny Pig Sayings,  Pig Humor,  Police Funny,  
    
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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"?

Because it kept running our of the pen.


Pig Jokes For Kids,  Kid Friendly Jokes  
    
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I love you like a pig not being bacon
I love you like a pig not being bacon

Pig Humor,  Love You Like Jokes,  Funny Love Ecards,  
    
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

Funniest Jokes Ever For Kids,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November?

She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.


Pig Jokes For Kids,  Pig Puns,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I will find you pigs

I. Will. Find. You.
I will find you pigs

I. Will. Find. You.


Angry Birds Memes (theme),  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the pig who couldn't tie his own shoe laces?

He was too ham fisted.


Pig Puns,  Pig Jokes,  Cheeky One Liners  
    
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Mr. and Mrs. Pig in bed trying to go to sleep. Mr. Pig tells Mrs. Pig. "quit hogging the covers".

Pig Jokes For Kids,  Pig Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Dinosaur Joke,  Dinosaur Puns,  Pig Humor,  
    
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Q : What do you call a pig with skin problems?

A : A warthog


Pig Jokes For Kids,  Pig Jokes,  Joke Of The Day For Kids  
    
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Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

Pig Puns,  Pig Jokes,  Secret Jokes  
    
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