Pilot Jokes

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Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today
Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today

Memes,  Flying Jokes,  
    
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''Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.''
''Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.''

Nevada Jokes,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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standard brief

get in
strap in
shut the  up
and don't touch nothing
standard brief

get in
strap in
shut the up
and don't touch nothing


Memes,  Funny Military Jokes,  Air Force Jokes,  
    
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Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs
Always try

To keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Military Slogans,  
    
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Pilots

Generally best kept on a short leash.
Pilots

Generally best kept on a short leash.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Military Slogans,  
    
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Nothing like a little spa time

To recharge the batteries
Nothing like a little spa time

To recharge the batteries


Demotivational Posters,  Air Force Jokes,  
    
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i have no ing idea

what i'm doing
i have no ing idea

what i'm doing


Memes,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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I was your pilot
I was your pilot

Funny Pictures,  Pilot Humor,  
    
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Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan's home?

They see the sign "Never Never Land."


Pilot Humor,  Peter Pan Jokes,  Aviation Jokes  
    
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Copilot: Sir, we are going faster than the speed of sound!

Pilot: What?


Good Clean Joke,  Pilot Humor,  Aviation Jokes  
    
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The pilot was a loner but even for him flying a drone was just too remote.

Pilot Humor,  Flying Puns,  Flying Jokes  
    
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I decided to leave work early today,

You should have seen the look on the co-pilots face when I grabbed the only parachute and jumped out of the plane.


Work Jokes,  Good Job Jokes  
    
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Old pilots never die, they just get more turbulent.

Pilot Humor,  101 One Liners,  Airplane Puns,  Flying Puns,  
    
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Sticking a gun on pilot's back, in the cockpit...

Hijacker: Take me to London.

Pilot: But we're supposed to be going to London anyway!

Hijacker: I know! But I had been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances.


Pilot Humor,  Airplane Jokes,  Aviation Humor  
    
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pilots high as 

vroom vroom and
pilots high as

vroom vroom and


Pilot Humor,  Flying Puns,  High Jokes,  
    
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