Pimple Jokes

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The one thing that can destroy the perfect outfit, perfect day or perfect anything is usually always a pimple. Even the smallest pimple can be spotted from miles away will always get stares and slick comments.

Crater face, pizza face, speed bumps the jokes hurtful to you yet funny to everyone else. Pimples can single handedly deflate the ego of even the most confident person you know.

Here we have the best collection of pimple jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched for anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I can't even cover one pimple
I can't even cover one pimple

Memes,  Jokes About Makeup,  
    
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What if blackheads 

Are nose hair roots pushing through the skin?
What if blackheads

Are nose hair roots pushing through the skin?


Nose Hair Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Welcome to your teenage years, when drama and pimples seem to pop up at all the wrong times. 

Happy 13th Birthday!
Welcome to your teenage years, when drama and pimples seem to pop up at all the wrong times.

Happy 13th Birthday!


13th Birthday Jokes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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w to stop pimples forever
w to stop pimples forever

Memes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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Remember, if you don't want your pimples to show in your graduation picture, do like I did--wear a ski mask.
Remember, if you don't want your pimples to show in your graduation picture, do like I did--wear a ski mask.

Graduation Speech Jokes,  Funny Graduation Sayings,  
    
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What if blackheads

Are just nose hair roots pushing through the skin?
What if blackheads

Are just nose hair roots pushing through the skin?


Memes,  Nose Hair Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Oh my, you have a pimple

Let me get my tweezer and scrapbook
Oh my, you have a pimple

Let me get my tweezer and scrapbook


Memes,  Gross Humor,  
    
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Dear pimples
If you're going to live on my face, I need to see some rent.
Dear pimples
If you're going to live on my face, I need to see some rent.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if pimple

Or boil
Not sure if pimple

Or boil


Memes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Homer Simpson Jokes,  
    
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Pop your zits 

In public
Pop your zits

In public


Memes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  Advice Dog (theme),  
    
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woke up this morning 

with a huge ing zit on my upper lip
woke up this morning

with a huge ing zit on my upper lip


Memes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  
    
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I dont always pop my pimples

But when I do, I make them 10x worse than they were
I dont always pop my pimples

But when I do, I make them 10x worse than they were


Memes,  I Dont Always Meme,  
    
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Oh no! I have a zit!

Much better
Oh no! I have a zit!

Much better


Funny Pictures,  Funny Zit Jokes,  
    
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You said my acne would end after high school 

The pimple on my face determined that was a lie
You said my acne would end after high school

The pimple on my face determined that was a lie


Memes,  Acne Jokes,  Puberty Humor,  
    
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Oh so you are having a date tomorrow

How about you go with me on your nose?
Oh so you are having a date tomorrow

How about you go with me on your nose?


Memes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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