Planet Jokes

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Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi
Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi


Memes,  Sun Jokes,  
    
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Ad says Venus razors "get a venus close shave"

False. the closest venus gets to earth is 26 million miles.


Advertising Jokes,  Venus Jokes,  Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  
    
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I must go

My planet needs me
I must go

My planet needs me


Long Jump Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  Sports Humor,  
    
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Sailor moon, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto, Neptune, Saturn

Aliens
Sailor moon, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto, Neptune, Saturn

Aliens


Alien Guy Meme,  Uranus Jokes,  Saturn Jokes,  
    
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Saturn, Uranus and Neptune

All have hula hoops
Saturn, Uranus and Neptune

All have hula hoops


Neptune Jokes,  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!
On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!


Diamond Jokes,  Neptune Jokes,  
    
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i'm like planet neptune....

i am attracted to the gravitational pull from ur since it is so big and i cannot lie...
i'm like planet neptune....

i am attracted to the gravitational pull from ur since it is so big and i cannot lie...


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Neptune Jokes,  Uranus Jokes,  
    
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i was 100% positive it was gonna be ur


Funny Gay Jokes,  Neptune Jokes,  
    
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there will only be 7 planets

after i destroy neptune
there will only be 7 planets

after i destroy neptune


Neptune Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Pluto memes are coming
Brace yourselves

Pluto memes are coming


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Pluto Jokes,  Best Internet Memes,  
    
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Pluto is a

"Planet"
Pluto is a

"Planet"


Pluto Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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When people ask what planet I'm from.....

Mississippi usually clears things up.
When people ask what planet I'm from.....

Mississippi usually clears things up.


Almost Politically Correct Redneck (theme),  Mississippi Jokes,  
    
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Q:

What kind of music do planets sing?

A:

Neptunes!
Q:

What kind of music do planets sing?

A:

Neptunes!


Neptune Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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I was recycling...

...Before it was to save the planet
I was recycling...

...Before it was to save the planet


Recycling Jokes For Kids,  Cat Memes (theme),  
    
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Hey! Do you know how to throw a solar system party? The trick is to planet!
Hey! Do you know how to throw a solar system party? The trick is to planet!

Planet Humor,  Funny Tinder,  
    
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