Planning Jokes

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Them: "It starts at 5"

Me in my head: It's starts at 5 but I gotta be there by 4, so I have to leave the house at 3, so I have to start getting ready at 1, so I have to wake up at 11
Them: "It starts at 5"

Me in my head: It's starts at 5 but I gotta be there by 4, so I have to leave the house at 3, so I have to start getting ready at 1, so I have to wake up at 11


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I put the 'no' in 'I'll let you know'
I put the 'no' in 'I'll let you know'

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When nobody cancels and you actually have to go out
When nobody cancels and you actually have to go out

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"Yes or no mom, they are already outside for me"
"Yes or no mom, they are already outside for me"

Memes,  Teenage Jokes,  
    
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I cancel plans to spend time with me
I cancel plans to spend time with me

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*Getting ready to go out with friends*

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: I'm staying in tonight
*Getting ready to go out with friends*

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: I'm staying in tonight


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Ima flake on you like 40 times before we actually chill, only the strong survive
Ima flake on you like 40 times before we actually chill, only the strong survive

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"I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."
"I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."

Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I', not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration
When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I', not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration

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When no one cancelled and I actually gotta leave the house:
When no one cancelled and I actually gotta leave the house:

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I am filling out my 2018-2019 planner today. If you have any hopes of seeing me this next academic year, I suggest requesting dates as far in advance as possible. Slots are filling up.Mental breakdowns are being scheduled. Color coded.

Next available social date: Error 404
I am filling out my 2018-2019 planner today. If you have any hopes of seeing me this next academic year, I suggest requesting dates as far in advance as possible. Slots are filling up.Mental breakdowns are being scheduled. Color coded.

Next available social date: Error 404


Memes,  Jokes For Students,  Busy Jokes,  
    
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I"m "if we haven't left before 10pm, I'm not going." years old.
I"m "if we haven't left before 10pm, I'm not going." years old.

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"Wyd tonight"

It's 7pm, I've already eaten and showered and now I'm chillin in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should've asked a month in advance
"Wyd tonight"

It's 7pm, I've already eaten and showered and now I'm chillin in bed. If you wanted to make plans you should've asked a month in advance


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Adult friendships

I'm off Wednesday and Thursday

Lmao

Im off Tuesday Friday
Adult friendships

I'm off Wednesday and Thursday

Lmao

Im off Tuesday Friday


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How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.
How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.

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