Plant Puns

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as a wastewater treatment plant operator 

all of my work stories are
as a wastewater treatment plant operator

all of my work stories are


City Worker Jokes,  
    
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What's a ghost's favorite plant?

Bam-Boo
What's a ghost's favorite plant?

Bam-Boo


Funny Jokes,  Cute Halloween Jokes,  
    
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Whose bright idea was it to give this old guy a cactus?

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Old Man Cactus TO THE FACE!
Whose bright idea was it to give this old guy a cactus?

Pranks,  Cactus Jokes,  Funny Scary Prank Videos,  
    
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Let's plant some wood for Arbor Day.
Let's plant some wood for Arbor Day.

Funny Ecards,  Arbor Day Jokes,  Funny Ecard  
    
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What happened to the plant on the windowsill of the math classroom?

It grew square roots.


Mathematical Jokes For Kids,  Funny Math Jokes For Kids,  Square Root Joke  
    
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I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I'm the person to do that job.
I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I'm the person to do that job.

Funny Random Stuff,  Funny Sayings Jokes  
    
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Are you a vegetarian because you love animals?

No, because I don't like plants.


Vegetarian Jokes,  Fruit And Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?

Garden Jokes,  Flower Jokes  
    
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Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly? They planted questions.

Garden Puns,  101 One Liners,  Amazing One Liners  
    
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Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
grow?

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch
them die.


Tv Jokes,  Canadian Jokes,  Classic One Liner Jokes  
    
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I was gardening when I saw I had left an empty patch.
So I put a rose bush there thinking 'Thistle do'


Funny Puns One Liners,  Hilarious Funny Sayings,  Garden Jokes,  
    
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I was watching UK Border Force last night.

The team was in Dover and they put in a nice selection of bedding plants and a small box hedge.


Football Jokes One Liners,  British Jokes  
    
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said where's this stemming from petal?

My Wife Jokes,  Divorce Humor  
    
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