Platinum Jokes

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What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum? You go to the hospital!
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!

Hospital Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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I love metal! Especially gold, silver and platinum.
I love metal!

Especially gold, silver and platinum.

Metal Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum? You go to Hosptal
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum?

You go to Hosptal

Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Element Jokes,  
    
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Sorry, we have no platinum for sale Oh, that's a PT
Sorry, we have no platinum for sale

Oh, that's a PT

Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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Gold? I deserve platinum.
Gold?

I deserve platinum.

Gold Jokes,  Mckayla Not Impressed,  
    
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It's called a 'platinum trophy', buttmunch And I got it
It's called a 'platinum trophy', buttmunch

And I got it

Diss Jokes,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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I'll have you know that I too have trophies to show for my accomplishments They're made of platinum, gold, silver and bronze... very valuable.
I'll have you know that I too have trophies to show for my accomplishments

They're made of platinum, gold, silver and bronze... very valuable.

Funny Spongebob Memes,  Gold Jokes,  
    
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Platinum Platinum everywhere
Platinum

Platinum everywhere

Everywhere Meme (theme),  Toy Story Meme,  
    
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I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver I'll be your gold No.
I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver

I'll be your gold

No.

Funny Justin Bieber,  Funny Video Game Jokes,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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Gold? Why not platinum?
Gold?

Why not platinum?

Gold Jokes,  High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  
    
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Vote for platinum It's rare and ready to share
Vote for platinum

It's rare and ready to share

Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Funny Element Jokes,  
    
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You are my platinum.. Because you are more valuable than any gold on this earth
You are my platinum..

Because you are more valuable than any gold on this earth

Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  Metal Jokes,  
    
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Im allergic to 14K gold So my husband buys me platinum instead
Im allergic to 14K gold

So my husband buys me platinum instead

Allergy Jokes,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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your gold? i'm platinum es
your gold?

i'm platinum es

Gold Jokes,  Chemistry Insults,  
    
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Give him Platinum medal
Give him

Platinum medal

Obama Humor,  Obama Jokes One Liners,  
    
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