Platypus Jokes

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Which came first...

The chicken or the platypus
Which came first...

The chicken or the platypus


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Whaddya mean...

The platypus is the cutest animal in Australia?
Whaddya mean...

The platypus is the cutest animal in Australia?


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I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!
I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!


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Duck face?

Wrong. Platypus face.
Duck face?

Wrong. Platypus face.


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With our powers combined

We are

Platypus
With our powers combined

We are

Platypus


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The platypus

Proof that God has a sense of humor.
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The platypus

Proof that God has a sense of humor.


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The platypus

Conclusive proof that even God will come to work wasted.
The platypus

Conclusive proof that even God will come to work wasted.


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Not sure if Duck lips

Or Platypus lips
Not sure if Duck lips

Or Platypus lips


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Platypus

If Plato thought this thing was a cat he must have been high.
Platypus

If Plato thought this thing was a cat he must have been high.


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Welcome back to...

So you think you can be a mammal 

I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like the voters couldn't get past the eggs.
Welcome back to...

So you think you can be a mammal

I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like the voters couldn't get past the eggs.


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If platypus can lay eggs...

Why aren't they amphibian?
If platypus can lay eggs...

Why aren't they amphibian?


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Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck"

We'll start with a beak, nice...

And a round head, yup...

Then... what the!?

Curse you auto-complete!

And that's how the platypus was created.
Alright, time to make more animals. I'll call this next one the "duck"

We'll start with a beak, nice...

And a round head, yup...

Then... what the!?

Curse you auto-complete!

And that's how the platypus was created.


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Excuse me, God. Hector wants to show you an idea he has for a new animal.
Excuse me, God. Hector wants to show you an idea he has for a new animal.

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Katy Perry?

I thought it was Perry the platypus
Katy Perry?

I thought it was Perry the platypus


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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so...

Look at the platypus
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so...

Look at the platypus


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