Platypus Jokes

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Which came first...

The chicken or the platypus
Which came first...

The chicken or the platypus


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I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!
I told you he would never understand! Our love is impossible!

Oh Ernest! What will be of our baby!? do something!


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Whaddya mean...

The platypus is the cutest animal in Australia?
Whaddya mean...

The platypus is the cutest animal in Australia?


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With our powers combined

We are

Platypus
With our powers combined

We are

Platypus


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Duck face?

Wrong. Platypus face.
Duck face?

Wrong. Platypus face.


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The platypus

Conclusive proof that even God will come to work wasted.
The platypus

Conclusive proof that even God will come to work wasted.


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The platypus

Proof that God has a sense of humor.
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The platypus

Proof that God has a sense of humor.


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If platypus can lay eggs...

Why aren't they amphibian?
If platypus can lay eggs...

Why aren't they amphibian?


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Excuse me, God. Hector wants to show you an idea he has for a new animal.
Excuse me, God. Hector wants to show you an idea he has for a new animal.

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Platypus

If Plato thought this thing was a cat he must have been high.
Platypus

If Plato thought this thing was a cat he must have been high.


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Welcome back to...

So you think you can be a mammal 

I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like the voters couldn't get past the eggs.
Welcome back to...

So you think you can be a mammal

I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like the voters couldn't get past the eggs.


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platypus is nature's way of saying

"let's combine cuteness of ducks & beavers but  you here's a hint of scorpion"
platypus is nature's way of saying

"let's combine cuteness of ducks & beavers but you here's a hint of scorpion"


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look around you son, the animals are our family, we know all of them and we hear their wisdom

brother buffalo teaches us strength.

brother eagle sws us freedom and courage.

what about that one, dad?

aweeeee!

what the  is that?
look around you son, the animals are our family, we know all of them and we hear their wisdom

brother buffalo teaches us strength.

brother eagle sws us freedom and courage.

what about that one, dad?

aweeeee!

what the is that?


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Not sure if Duck lips

Or Platypus lips
Not sure if Duck lips

Or Platypus lips


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Curse you

Perry the platypus
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dd: Curse
Curse you

Perry the platypus


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