Plumbing Puns

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girl: prove to me that you love to eat me:
girl: prove to me that you love to eat

me:

Memes,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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employer: any experience in the plumbing industry? me: people tell me i'm a piece of so yeah
employer: any experience in the plumbing industry?

me: people tell me i'm a piece of so yeah

Memes,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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There is a leek in my bathroom
There is a leek in my bathroom

Bathroom Humor,  Puns Of The Day,  
    
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Call a plumber This pipe is about to burst
Call a plumber

This pipe is about to burst

Workout Jokes,  Plumber Jokes,  
    
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My sink It is clogged.
My sink

It is clogged.

Sink Jokes,  Shoe Puns,  
    
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For plumbers, A flush beats a full house.
For plumbers,

A flush beats a full house.

Lame Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Poker Puns,  
    
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I was going to become a full time plumber But I just couldnt take the plunge.
I was going to become a full time plumber

But I just couldnt take the plunge.

Plumber Jokes,  Bad Pun Dog,  
    
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I ll admit to not being much of a plumber When I tried to repair my toilet I couldn't get a handle on it.
I ll admit to not being much of a plumber

When I tried to repair my toilet I couldn't get a handle on it.

Lame Pun Raccoon,  Humorous Puns,  
    
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Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumbers tools It was a 'gut-wrenching' experience.
Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumbers tools

It was a 'gut-wrenching' experience.

Surgeon Jokes,  Silly Puns,  
    
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The plumber explained that the problem in my kitchen was just 'water under the fridge.'
The plumber explained that the problem in my kitchen was just 'water under the fridge.'

Water Jokes,  Funny Puns One Liners,  
    
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#1 Plumber In the #2 Business
#1 Plumber

In the

#2 Business

Funny Plumber Slogans,  Funny Plumbing Slogans,  
    
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.

Door Jokes,  Funny Humorous Quotes,  
    
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The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.
The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.

Job Jokes,  Job Humor,  
    
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The plumber tried to dislodge the obstruction with a thick-soled shoe, but he only succeed in clogging the drain.
The plumber tried to dislodge the obstruction with a thick-soled shoe, but he only succeed in clogging the drain.

Shoe Jokes,  Best Silly Jokes,  
    
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A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak.... And fix it too!
A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak....

And fix it too!

Plumber Jokes,  Sudden Realization Ralph (theme),  
    
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