Poker Jokes

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Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams. 

Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it? 

Time: No. 

Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing! 

Time: What was I doing? 

Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!
Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams.

Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it?

Time: No.

Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing!

Time: What was I doing?

Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Grizzly Bear Jokes,  
    
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Why don't the Baboons in the jungle play poker any more?

There are just too many Cheetahs.
Why don't the Baboons in the jungle play poker any more?

There are just too many Cheetahs.


Cheetah Jokes,  Baboon Jokes,  
    
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" I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms..."
" I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms..."

Vegas Memes,  Vegas Jokes,  Poker Puns,  
    
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So I hear that they are trying to being back Full House, hope it doesn't end up as a royal flush down the drain.
So I hear that they are trying to being back Full House, hope it doesn't end up as a royal flush down the drain.

Poker Puns,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river
Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river


Poker Puns,  River Jokes,  
    
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I don't always play poker

But when I do, I go all in
I don't always play poker

But when I do, I go all in


Poker Puns,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.
They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.

Poker Puns,  Funny Loser Jokes,  
    
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You shouldn't play poker with a big cat

Cause they're all lion cheetahs
You shouldn't play poker with a big cat

Cause they're all lion cheetahs


Memes,  Lion Puns,  Cheetah Jokes,  
    
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What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?
What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?

Funny Pictures,  Knight Jokes,  
    
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online poker hurts rse racing

this is better than the kentucky derby...

it sure is! i'm not getting my  whipped!!!
online poker hurts rse racing

this is better than the kentucky derby...

it sure is! i'm not getting my whipped!!!


Funny Jokes,  Kentucky Jokes,  Best Horse Jokes,  
    
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Know why the don't play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!
Know why the don't play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!


Memes,  Cheetah Jokes,  Jungle Jokes,  
    
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they made me cose: them or my online poker addiction 

my clubs beat their hearts
they made me cose: them or my online poker addiction

my clubs beat their hearts


    
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cheating

at strip poker
cheating

at strip poker


Cheater Meme,  Funny Women Images  
    
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.

Funny Life Jokes,  Funny Thoughts About Life,  Funny One Liners About Life,  Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!


Aardvark Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes,  Poker Puns,  
    
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