Poker Puns

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" I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms..."
" I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms..."

Vegas Memes,  Vegas Jokes,  
    
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For plumbers,

A flush beats a full house.
For plumbers,

A flush beats a full house.


Lame Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  
    
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Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.
Why do vampires play poker?

High stakes.


Vampire Puns,  Vampire Jokes,  
    
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Why did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?

Someone told her to bring her own chips.
Why did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?

Someone told her to bring her own chips.


Blonde Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore
What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore


Jokes About Cards,  Short Funny Jokes,  
    
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So I hear that they are trying to being back Full House, hope it doesn't end up as a royal flush down the drain.
So I hear that they are trying to being back Full House, hope it doesn't end up as a royal flush down the drain.

Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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What does a poker player eat for dinner? 

Fish and Chips
What does a poker player eat for dinner?

Fish and Chips


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Dinner Joke,  
    
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May the flop be with you
May the flop be with you

Obi Wan Kenobi Meme,  Star Wars Meme,  
    
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Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal...

'Cause he's a cheetah!
Never play poker with the worlds fastest animal...

'Cause he's a cheetah!


Bad Pun Dog,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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If I stealz sum chips...

...I becomez a cheeetah!!
If I stealz sum chips...

...I becomez a cheeetah!!


Cat Memes (theme),  Funny Cat Pictures,  
    
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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino 

Is in the bathroom
Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino

Is in the bathroom


Bathroom Humor,  Gambling Jokes,  
    
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I lost at poker last night

That's the last time I play with a cheetah
I lost at poker last night

That's the last time I play with a cheetah


Cheetah Jokes,  Tiger Jokes,  
    
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Poker kitteh

Tinks u be bluffin
Poker kitteh

Tinks u be bluffin


Kitty Jokes,  Cat Jokes Funny,  
    
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Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river
Every good poker player will tell you...

...Theres always the river


River Jokes,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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Why does no one play poker in Africa?

To many Cheetahs
Why does no one play poker in Africa?

To many Cheetahs


Cheetah Jokes,  Africa Jokes,  
    
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