Police Funny

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Have you ever been pulled over by the police? Regardless of what race you are when they disappear with your license and take forever to bring it back all types of crazy things run through your head. The sweating bullets, the mini panic attacks, the “it’s because I’m black” and all the other things that petrify you in that instance are the same things that in hinsdsign can make you laugh.

Here we have added the most popular and viral police funny jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires 

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear
Joe: Thanks for protecting our forests from forests fires

Cop: I'm a cop

J: Keep it down Smokey-not everyone here has seen a talking bear


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Cop Humor,  
    
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cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare
cop: truth or dare?

guy: truth

cop: have you been drinking?

guy: dare


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Drunk Driving Pictures,  
    
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Police Officer’s Dance Routine To Beyoncé’s ‘Formation’ Will Blow Your Mind
A police officer dances to Beyonce's controversial song Formation.

Music,  Police News,  Latest Viral Videos,  
    
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cop: know why i pulled you over?

man: cuz i ran over that meless guy?

cop: lmao no, where da  is your front license plate at t
cop: know why i pulled you over?

man: cuz i ran over that meless guy?

cop: lmao no, where da is your front license plate at t


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  Funny Captions,  
    
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guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing

cop: your daughter, thats why u called us

guy: oh  lol
guy: i cant help but feel like something's missing

cop: your daughter, thats why u called us

guy: oh lol


Memes,  Daughter Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here. 

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off
Cop: Ok sir I need you to gently blow on the end of this tube right here.

Man: Am I being breathalyzed

Cop: No I just spilled hot coffee all over myself and need help cooling my dick off


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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when you sell a sack to someone and instead of saying thanks they're like "put your ing hands behind your head"

i'm a little confused

by your tactics
when you sell a sack to someone and instead of saying thanks they're like "put your ing hands behind your head"

i'm a little confused

by your tactics


Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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Police: Drop your weapon!!!!!

Me:......
Police: Drop your weapon!!!!!

Me:......


Memes,  Weapon Jokes,  
    
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we just want to help you!

"f*ck the police!"

come out!

"free ma  flippers from the zoo. ride or die, seal squad for life."
we just want to help you!

"f*ck the police!"

come out!

"free ma flippers from the zoo. ride or die, seal squad for life."


Memes,  Seal Jokes,  
    
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i said , take the st, sammy! why haven't you taken the st??

the academy never prepared me for this.
i said , take the st, sammy! why haven't you taken the st??

the academy never prepared me for this.


Sniper Jokes,  Donut Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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So much for the luck of the Irish!
So much for the luck of the Irish!

Best Irish Jokes,  Anti Irish Jokes,  Great Irish Jokes,  
    
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When a police officer swallows a criminal
When a police officer swallows a criminal

Memes,  Police Meme,  
    
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these are dressed up as the police and a suicide bomber, on the tube. pe they get st by the actual police.
these are dressed up as the police and a suicide bomber, on the tube. pe they get st by the actual police.

Twitter Humor,  Suicide Bomber Jokes,  
    
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Man Gets Out Of A Traffic Ticket By Telling The Police Officer He Was Distracted By A "Fat A**"
a guy talks his way out of a traffic ticket by telling the police officer he was distracted by a big butt.

Lol,  Win,  Very Funny Videos Clips,  Short Funny Videos,  
    
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'Do you have any idea how fast you were chasing me?'
'Do you have any idea how fast you were chasing me?'

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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