Police Humor

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You can participate in Thank a Police Officer Day or be the extremist of extreme pricks and call for a tow truck to tow the police cruisers for parking a no parking zone front of your crib. But then have the nerve and say do they think they were going to illegally park in front of my house to protect and serve.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny police humor from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
dispatch: suspect is a black male

cop (nervous) whats he doing

dispatch: ...breathing

cop: oh lets ing do this
dispatch: suspect is a black male

cop (nervous) whats he doing

dispatch: ...breathing

cop: oh lets ing do this


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Racism Jokes,  
    
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Officer: Do you have anything on you I should know about?

Me:
Officer: Do you have anything on you I should know about?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Food Images,  Corn Dog Jokes,  
    
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cop: know why i stopped you?

guy: because i'm high as 

cop: haha same. but why'd you block me on instagram?
cop: know why i stopped you?

guy: because i'm high as

cop: haha same. but why'd you block me on instagram?


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  High Af,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive


Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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dispatch, i'm at the corner of...
dispatch, i'm at the corner of...

Memes,  Funny Street Signs,  
    
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If 3 UM players are in a car... who's driving

The police
If 3 UM players are in a car... who's driving

The police


Sign Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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Man Gets Out Of A Traffic Ticket By Telling The Police Officer He Was Distracted By A "Fat A**"
a guy talks his way out of a traffic ticket by telling the police officer he was distracted by a big butt.

Lol,  Win,  Very Funny Videos Clips,  Short Funny Videos,  
    
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You were speeding!!

That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!
You were speeding!!

That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''
''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  
    
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''I'd like to give a break but you were doing 186,000 miles per second!''
''I'd like to give a break but you were doing 186,000 miles per second!''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Aliens Jokes,  
    
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Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.
Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Silly Life Quotes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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''No, Sir. I haven't stopped you for speeding.''
''No, Sir. I haven't stopped you for speeding.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Images,  Funny Cops,  
    
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''Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.''
''Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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Cop In D.C. Joins In On Pick-Up Football Game During Blizzard And Drops Vicious Stiff-Arm
A Washington D.C. cop joins a snow filled neighborhood football game - unleashes a devastating stiff-arm.

Lol,  Sports,  Police News,  Police Videos,  
    
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Police were called to a day care

A three year old was resisting a rest
Police were called to a day care

A three year old was resisting a rest


Lame Pun Raccoon,  Daycare Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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