Police Humor

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You can participate in Thank a Police Officer Day or be the extremist of extreme pricks and call for a tow truck to tow the police cruisers for parking a no parking zone front of your crib. But then have the nerve and say do they think they were going to illegally park in front of my house to protect and serve.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny police humor from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me sprinkling a little Caucasian in my voice when the cops pull me over
Me sprinkling a little Caucasian in my voice when the cops pull me over

Memes,  Salt Bae,  
    
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license? Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it. Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?

Her: Eww no I look like garbage in it.

Cop: OMG same ok nevermind.

Memes,  Drivers Licence Answers Jokes,  
    
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This is the only officer I trust
This is the only officer I trust

Memes,  Jokes About Trust,  Rabbit Humor,  
    
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Officer: "Sir are you currently armed?" Me: Yes
Officer: "Sir are you currently armed?"

Me: Yes

Memes,  Pokemon Puns,  Geeky Jokes,  
    
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When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn Oh no baby what! is you doing???
When you pass a cop and you see him make a U-turn

Oh no baby what! is you doing???

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  When You Meme,  
    
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dispatch: suspect is a black male cop (nervous) whats he doing dispatch: ...breathing cop: oh lets ing do this
dispatch: suspect is a black male

cop (nervous) whats he doing

dispatch: ...breathing

cop: oh lets ing do this

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Racism Jokes,  
    
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Officer: Do you have anything on you I should know about? Me:
Officer: Do you have anything on you I should know about?

Me:

Memes,  Funny Food Images,  Corn Dog Jokes,  
    
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cop: know why i stopped you? guy: because i'm high as cop: haha same. but why'd you block me on instagram?
cop: know why i stopped you?

guy: because i'm high as

cop: haha same. but why'd you block me on instagram?

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  High Af,  
    
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girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything cop: anything? girl: yes anything cop: will you.. cop: learn to in drive
girl: pls dont ticket me ill do anything

cop: anything?

girl: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn to in drive

Memes,  Woman Driver Jokes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  
    
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dispatch, i'm at the corner of...
dispatch, i'm at the corner of...

Memes,  Funny Street Signs,  
    
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If 3 UM players are in a car... who's driving The police
If 3 UM players are in a car... who's driving

The police

Sign Jokes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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Man Gets Out Of A Traffic Ticket By Telling The Police Officer He Was Distracted By A "Fat A**"
a guy talks his way out of a traffic ticket by telling the police officer he was distracted by a big butt.

Lol,  Win,  Very Funny Videos Clips,  Short Funny Videos,  
    
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''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''
''I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  
    
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You were speeding!! That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!
You were speeding!!

That's right. To get away from reckless drivers!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.
Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Silly Life Quotes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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