Police Jokes One Liners

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When you don't know if it's a ski rack or the police
When you don't know if it's a ski rack or the police

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"
"I appreciate the tea, but selling drugs is illegal and I'm still gonna have to arrest you"

Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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You dont speed in Dubai You just dont
You dont speed in Dubai

You just dont

Dubai Jokes,  Police Car Jokes,  
    
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You just don't mess around with dubai police You just don't ;)
You just don't mess around with dubai police

You just don't ;)

Dubai Jokes,  Rich Jokes,  
    
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i said , take the st, sammy! why haven't you taken the st?? the academy never prepared me for this.
i said , take the st, sammy! why haven't you taken the st??

the academy never prepared me for this.

Sniper Jokes,  Donut Jokes,  
    
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Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.
Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.

Flowers Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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this h bout to have these running off on the plug twice
this h bout to have these running off on the plug twice

Memes,  Cop Humor,  Police Meme,  
    
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If I was an Arizona State trooper and you were you, I'd give you a 10-Mississippi head start.
If I was an Arizona State trooper and you were you, I'd give you a 10-Mississippi head start.

Jokes About Mississippi,  Mississippi State Jokes,  Mississippi Jokes,  
    
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Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.
Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.

Physics Jokes One Liners,  Physics Jokes,  Physics Humor,  
    
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Police be like "Drop the weapon!!!"
Police be like

"Drop the weapon!!!"

Memes,  Racism Jokes,  
    
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put your hands over your head! this is going to end poorly!
put your hands over your head!

this is going to end poorly!

Dinosaur Joke,  Cop Humor,  
    
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Donut Free Zone: ''Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!''
Donut Free Zone:

''Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!''

Mobster Jokes,  Good Corny Jokes,  
    
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''How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.''
''How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.''

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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"Policeman at traffic arrest requesting satisfaction survey."
"Policeman at traffic arrest requesting satisfaction survey."

Cop Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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Where's the red cape, pal?
Where's the red cape, pal?

Bull Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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