Police Jokes

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If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you then pull over someone else.
If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you then pull over someone else.

Memes,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs.
Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs.

Memes,  Jay Z Funny,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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the aliens left us a message..
the aliens left us a message..

Memes,  Aliens Jokes,  
    
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Officer who took mugshot: "Why are you smiling?"

Johnny Manziel: "I no longer play for the Cleveland Browns!"
Officer who took mugshot: "Why are you smiling?"

Johnny Manziel: "I no longer play for the Cleveland Browns!"


Johnny Manziel Jokes,  Cleveland Browns Jokes,  Funny Mugshots,  
    
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mexican word of the day
"cashew"

don't run from the policia because they "cashew"
mexican word of the day
"cashew"

don't run from the policia because they "cashew"


Mexican Word Of The Day Meme,  Funny Mexican Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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Only in Guam

Go

Go fast

Check if no police then go
Only in Guam

Go

Go fast

Check if no police then go


Guam Jokes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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"Carved my name into his leather seats"

"Ah yes, Carrie? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."
"Carved my name into his leather seats"

"Ah yes, Carrie? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."


Leather Jokes,  Funny Car Jokes,  Carrie Underwood Jokes,  
    
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That Moment when everyone on FB becomes a police officer or detective to try and solve a breaking news case...
That Moment when everyone on FB becomes a police officer or detective to try and solve a breaking news case...

Detective Jokes,  Funny Facebook Quotes,  
    
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when the police ask why your car smells like dank and you say ur not sure
when the police ask why your car smells like dank and you say ur not sure

Memes,  
    
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Run.

We dare you.
Run.

We dare you.


Dubai Jokes,  Funny Dares,  
    
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One does not simply

Talk to Dubai police in a non-local accent
One does not simply

Talk to Dubai police in a non-local accent


Dubai Jokes,  One Does Not Simply (theme),  Accent Jokes,  
    
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is there a plant in there?

you better not be sitting there peacefully with a plant!
is there a plant in there?

you better not be sitting there peacefully with a plant!


Memes,  Police Meme,  
    
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You just don't mess around with dubai police

You just don't ;)
You just don't mess around with dubai police

You just don't ;)


Dubai Jokes,  Rich Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Speed limit .0000000000001
Speed limit .0000000000001

Slug Jokes,  Funny Cop Pictures,  
    
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Someone's following me on Twitter

Oh, dear! I better call the police!
Someone's following me on Twitter

Oh, dear! I better call the police!


Grandma Finds The Internet Meme,  Old Granny Jokes,  
    
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