Police Puns

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Police punsIf a cop pulls over a Uhaul, is it busting a move?
Police are a touchy topic right now, but it doesn’t take away from the countless hours of fun you can have for poking fun at them. They tend to be over the top, for example hitting the sirens just to get through red lights, and even pulling over attractive females just to hit on them. Let’s face it we also tend to act differently when we see one. Driving down the highway leaned back and speeding through the streets, but the sign of a possible police cruiser and suddenly you remember to keep your hands at 10 o’clock and 2 o'clock.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral police puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Q: Why did the police go to the softball game? 

A: Because someone was stealing a base!
Q: Why did the police go to the softball game?

A: Because someone was stealing a base!


Simple Jokes For Kids,  Softball Puns,  
    
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oh , it's the popo!!
oh , it's the popo!!

Memes,  Dbz Meme,  
    
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"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"
"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"

Cop Humor,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I guess cops really can police themselves....

Dorner style!
I guess cops really can police themselves....

Dorner style!


Memes,  Chris Dorner Meme,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You have the right to remain silent but I don't recommend it
You have the right to remain silent but I don't recommend it

Funny Occupy Signs,  Funny Protest Signs  
    
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The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

Dentist Puns,  Funny Dentist Joke,  Dentist Joke,  
    
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Good police officers never miss a beat.

Police Humor,  Police Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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The police auction was a complete bust.

Police Humor,  Police Jokes One Liners  
    
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What did the one fly say to the second? Time to send in the swat team.

Fly Jokes,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  Lots Of Jokes,  
    
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The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.

Jokes About Kids,  Ice Hockey Jokes,  Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
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What do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.


Offensive White Jokes,  Cop Jokes,  Police Brutality,  
    
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If the policemen says "papers" and I say "Scissor"

Have I won then?
If the policemen says "papers" and I say "Scissor"

Have I won then?


Philosoraptor (theme),  Police Humor,  
    
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Q: What did the cop say to the smelly criminal?

A: Febreeze!


Smell Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  You Smell Jokes,  
    
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Q: What happened to the young wizard who ran away with the circus?

A: The police made him bring it back again!


Wizard Jokes,  Circus Puns,  Circus Jokes,  
    
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The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back is a police horse.

Jokes About Police,  Police Jokes One Liners,  Police Humor,  
    
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