Polite Jokes

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Me: You go first Her: Are you sure? Thanks! Me: Yeah no problem, I'm not in a hurry
Me: You go first

Her: Are you sure? Thanks!

Me: Yeah no problem, I'm not in a hurry

Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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i'm so polite but i'm also the rudest person ever like i'll ld the door for u and you'll be thinking i'm an actual sweetheart when in reality i'm thinking "hurry up stupid "
i'm so polite but i'm also the rudest person ever like i'll ld the door for u and you'll be thinking i'm an actual sweetheart when in reality i'm thinking "hurry up stupid "

Memes,  Polite Insults,  
    
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me: just walk past her, it;s more than enough room behind her. also me: rub your wle meat on her . say excuse me tugh.
me: just walk past her, it;s more than enough room behind her.

also me: rub your wle meat on her . say excuse me tugh.

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When you let people merge in front of you on the highway: I am a generous God
When you let people merge in front of you on the highway:

I am a generous God

Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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Who said chivalry is dead?
Who said chivalry is dead?

Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Dog Meme,  
    
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Meanwhile, in Canada...
Meanwhile, in Canada...

Hahaha,  Funny Graffiti Signs,  
    
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the police... gently
the police...

gently

Canadian Insults,  Lmfao,  
    
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"Excuse me" Because being polite can make all the difference.
"Excuse me"

Because being polite can make all the difference.

Demotivational Posters,  Gentleman Jokes,  
    
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Getting in from a dinner date & remembering all the meat you left on your chicken bones trying to eat polite:
Getting in from a dinner date & remembering all the meat you left on your chicken bones trying to eat polite:

Memes,  Best Chicken Jokes,  Funny Thoughts,  
    
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Real pain is when you offer someone your food just to sound polite and they say yes and take it.
Real pain is when you offer someone your food just to sound polite and they say yes and take it.

Memes,  Food Meme,  
    
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When you try to be polite and hold the door Open for one person and 10 people walk through
When you try to be polite and hold the door

Open for one person and 10 people walk through

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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When I offer you food, it's only because my mother raised me right. As my friend, please read the truth in my eyes and politely decliine.
When I offer you food, it's only because my mother raised me right. As my friend, please read the truth in my eyes and politely decliine.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Not sure if Canadians are honestly polite or they're sarcastic And at this point I'm too afraid to ask
Not sure if Canadians are honestly polite or they're sarcastic

And at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Memes,  Canada Jokes,  Funny Canadian Jokes,  
    
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Remember when being polite wasn't flirting? Pepperidge Farm remembers
Remember when being polite wasn't flirting?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  Pepperidge Farm Remembers (theme),  
    
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When you're being nice but they think you're flirting.
When you're being nice but they think you're flirting.

Memes,  Nice Jokes,  Funny Captions,  
    
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