Politician Jokes

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Biden: I'll be find living on my own. I don't need Barack.

Biden to Biden: Tell him you're pregnant with his child
Biden: I'll be find living on my own. I don't need Barack.

Biden to Biden: Tell him you're pregnant with his child


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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Melania Trump constantly looks like she's seen you somewhere but can't remember where.
Melania Trump constantly looks like she's seen you somewhere but can't remember where.

Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  Face Jokes,  
    
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Why does Mike Pence look like Hank Hill's dad?
Why does Mike Pence look like Hank Hill's dad?

Memes,  Mike Pence Meme,  Celebrity Lookalike,  
    
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Gigi Hadid Did A Melania Trump Impression At The AMAs And It Was Terrifying
Model Gigi Hadid mocks Melania Trump in AMAs monologue

Events,  Funny Impersonations,  Award Show,  Celebrity Impersonations,  
    
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Dispatcher: 911, please state your emergency.

Biden: I'd like to report a home invasion.

Dispatcher: Can you describe the invader?

Biden: A larger orange man with tiny hands.

Dispatcher: Joe, is this you again?

*Click*
Dispatcher: 911, please state your emergency.

Biden: I'd like to report a home invasion.

Dispatcher: Can you describe the invader?

Biden: A larger orange man with tiny hands.

Dispatcher: Joe, is this you again?

*Click*


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Anti Trump Meme,  
    
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Biden: I love Barack

Michelle: Me too, Joe

Biden: *Leans in way to close* If you hurt him I will end you"
Biden: I love Barack

Michelle: Me too, Joe

Biden: *Leans in way to close* If you hurt him I will end you"


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Michelle Obama Jokes,  
    
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Biden: I just invited Ronda Rousey to the inauguration. 

Obama: Why, Joe?

Biden: She'll break that arm clean off when he tries to grab her by the...

Obama:
Biden: I just invited Ronda Rousey to the inauguration.

Obama: Why, Joe?

Biden: She'll break that arm clean off when he tries to grab her by the...

Obama:


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Ronda Rousey Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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Obama: Did you really ask Michelle if she wanted some white chocolate?

Bill: I didn't me-

Obama: Bill, look at me
Obama: Did you really ask Michelle if she wanted some white chocolate?

Bill: I didn't me-

Obama: Bill, look at me


Memes,  Barack Obama Jokes,  Jokes About Bill Clinton,  
    
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Obama: Joe go get us a pizza

Biden: I'm gonna get the biggest one

Obama: No just a med-
Obama: Joe go get us a pizza

Biden: I'm gonna get the biggest one

Obama: No just a med-


Memes,  Obama Biden Memes,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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*whisper singing*

Biden: Every breath you take Every move you make
*whisper singing*

Biden: Every breath you take Every move you make


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?

Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?

Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here


Memes,  Hand Jokes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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When you the best player but you gotta watch your team lose from the bench cause the coach doesn't like you
When you the best player but you gotta watch your team lose from the bench cause the coach doesn't like you

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Young Joe Biden look like he had hoes in different area codes
Young Joe Biden look like he had hoes in different area codes

Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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obama: you can let go now, joe

biden: nah, nah. a lil longer. pence will lose his !

obama: joe pls
obama: you can let go now, joe

biden: nah, nah. a lil longer. pence will lose his !

obama: joe pls


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Obama Biden Memes,  
    
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