Poop Jokes One Liners

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Poop jokes one linersI should have pooped before I got in
Poop jokes range through different emotions like fear “I got the shit scared out of me….To informative such as “I got shit to do” then there is the insults, such as “you think your shit don’t stink?!” Then the directive of trying to offer someone to go to the bathroom with “You just full of shit” which is usually followed with “that’s why your eyes are so brown” Who don’t love a good poop reference?!

Here we have the added the funniest Poop jokes one liners from all over the Internet. We’ve found anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
me after ting and not spraying air fresher when i leave
me after ting and not spraying air fresher when i leave

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"i bring u to the park everyday but you still on the couch. why?!?" 

dog: it's not about location, it's about comfort level and ambiance but i don't expect your simple mind to understand steve.
"i bring u to the park everyday but you still on the couch. why?!?"

dog: it's not about location, it's about comfort level and ambiance but i don't expect your simple mind to understand steve.


Memes,  Funny Dog Sayings,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  
    
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when you're out with the girls and you  yourself but it's cool cause you're wearing a diaper
when you're out with the girls and you yourself but it's cool cause you're wearing a diaper

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Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9
Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop.

How is that a problem?

I wake up at 9


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all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne... 

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!
all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne...

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!


Aging Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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the easter bunny prepares ccolate eggs for the bad kids.
the easter bunny prepares ccolate eggs for the bad kids.

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when you take a huge  and the plop splashes onto your buttle
when you take a huge and the plop splashes onto your buttle

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our relationship reminds me of when i eat too much cheese.
our relationship reminds me of when i eat too much cheese.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it...?
Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it...?

Diarrhea Meme,  Diarrhea Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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This stool softener should do the trick.
This stool softener should do the trick.

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Laxative Jokes,  Soup Jokes,  
    
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Old women feeding the birds laxatives.
Old women feeding the birds laxatives.

Laxative Jokes,  
    
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"This will be your desk."
"This will be your desk."

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes List,  
    
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Feeding laxative to the parrot while he hovers over the fish tank
Feeding laxative to the parrot while he hovers over the fish tank

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.
When taking laxatives, never exceed the stated dose.

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