Pope Jokes One Liners

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Dirty Pope Jokes One Liners


'Thou shall not make dirty jokes about his Holiness'

Hmm making dirty jokes about the pope is just wrong but it's our job *evil grin* so here we've collected the best jokes we could find from around the web, this includes all search and social media platforms and based on what we've gathered people seriously don't hold back when it comes to the pope.

But hey his Holiness actually has a great sense of humor so if he happens to stumble across this page there's no hard feelings!

A leap of faith.
A leap of faith.

Long Jump Jokes,  Pope Jokes,  
    
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Holy Guacamole.

Guacamole Jokes,  Pope Jokes,  Pope Jokes,  
    
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sweet baby jesus, mary and joseph
sweet baby jesus, mary and joseph

Memes,  Pope Jokes Dirty,  
    
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SMH the Pope wanna be Piccolo so bad
SMH the Pope wanna be Piccolo so bad

Memes,  Dragon Ball Z Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • Pope Francis was a bouncer … at a nightclub.
  • The Pope is more popular than One Direction.
  • Pope Francis hasn't watched television in over 20 years.
  • At the age of 12, he fell in love with a girl from his neighborhood. He reportedly told her, "If I don't marry you, I'm going to be a priest." Even in this case, the Pontiff kept his word.
  • When you the pope, but you lowkey wanna be a dinosaur.
    When you the pope, but you lowkey wanna be a dinosaur.

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    Why the pope look like he in a puff daddy music video?
    Why the pope look like he in a puff daddy music video?

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    Obama and the Pope lookin' like they about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015
    Obama and the Pope lookin' like they about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015

    Memes,  Mixtape Meme,  Best Obama Jokes,  
        
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    y'all motherers need jesus!
    y'all motherers need jesus!

    Memes,  Pope Memes,  
        
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    even the pope can't ignore a pair of big ol ties.
    even the pope can't ignore a pair of big ol ties.

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    How it feels 

After 11 likes
    How it feels

    After 11 likes


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    when the uber arrives for the club and you have to chug your pre-game
    when the uber arrives for the club and you have to chug your pre-game

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    pop that  for a real !

~ the pope
    pop that for a real !

    ~ the pope


    Funny Jokes,  Pope Jokes,  
        
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    what's the difference between a zit and the pope?

a zit waits until you are a teenager to come on your face
    what's the difference between a zit and the pope?

    a zit waits until you are a teenager to come on your face


    Funny Jokes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  
        
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    For Lent

I'm giving up
    For Lent

    I'm giving up


    Memes,  Lent Jokes,  Lent Memes,  
        
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    listen you little 

all your family is going to  for this!
    listen you little

    all your family is going to for this!


    Memes,  Pope Francis Meme,  
        
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