Popsicle Stick Jokes

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Are u printed on a popsicle stick? BC ur a joke
Are u printed on a popsicle stick? BC ur a joke

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What did the golf player say to his son? 

Good hit son
What did the golf player say to his son?

Good hit son


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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a lady bug?

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhhh!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a lady bug?

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhhh!


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what did one lonely  say to the other? 

i just want to belong
what did one lonely say to the other?

i just want to belong


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What gets dirtier the whiter it gets? 

A politician
What gets dirtier the whiter it gets?

A politician


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What kind of band plays snappy music? 

A rubber band
What kind of band plays snappy music?

A rubber band


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Why didn't the hockey player what to pay for dinner? 

He was a cheapskate
Why didn't the hockey player what to pay for dinner?

He was a cheapskate


Funny Jokes,  Cheap People Jokes,  Ice Hockey Jokes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg. 

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? 

Nightmare
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What goes 99 clunk... 99 clunk... 99 clunk...?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?

Nightmare


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Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins? 

It has an eagle on it
Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins?

It has an eagle on it


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What do you get from a pampered cow? 

Spoiled milk 

Why are math textbooks always stressed? 

They deal with so many problems
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

Why are math textbooks always stressed?

They deal with so many problems


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What do you say to a tent with split personality? 

You're two tents.
What do you say to a tent with split personality?

You're two tents.


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Why did the fish have a bad report card? 

Because all of his grades where under "C"
Why did the fish have a bad report card?

Because all of his grades where under "C"


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What kind of medicine did the bed take? 

Pill-o's (Pillows)
What kind of medicine did the bed take?

Pill-o's (Pillows)


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What can you steal, and not get in trouble? 

2nd base 

Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player? 

He stole 2nd base
What can you steal, and not get in trouble?

2nd base

Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?

He stole 2nd base


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what do you call it when two skeletons have sex? 

boning
what do you call it when two skeletons have sex?

boning


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