Possum Jokes

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We got my blind cousin a puppy for Christmas
We got my blind cousin a puppy for Christmas

Memes,  Jokes About Blind People,  
    
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white people will look rabies dead in the eye but lock they car door when a  with dreads walk past.
white people will look rabies dead in the eye but lock they car door when a with dreads walk past.

Memes,  Racism Jokes,  Funny Jokes On White People,  
    
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Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"
Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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I got distracted and let go...
I got distracted and let go...

Cheesy Cute Jokes,  Silly Cute Jokes,  
    
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i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.
i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.

Funny Drunk Jokes,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  
    
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"Is he still playing?"
"Is he still playing?"

Dead Animal Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes,  
    
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Hang in there. 

Payday is next week.
Hang in there.

Payday is next week.


Funny Food Jokes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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''No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!''
''No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!''

Potty Humor,  Clean Animal Jokes,  
    
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'Quit playing around!'
'Quit playing around!'

Funeral Meme,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies


Funny Song Quotes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?
How do you know you don't like flattened possum guts if you've never tried flattened possum guts?

Vulture Jokes,  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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Funny Sign Images,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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''Quiet! There's another one coming! Here, put this on your head and play possum.''
''Quiet! There's another one coming! Here, put this on your head and play possum.''

Great Indian Jokes,  Funny Indian Jokes,  
    
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"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."
"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."

Medical Jokes,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'
''Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

Parrot Jokes,  Pirate Jokes For Kids,  
    
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