Possum Jokes

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Me when someone enters my room uninvited
Me when someone enters my room uninvited

Memes,  Room Jokes,  
    
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Me when someone tries to wake me up from my 6 hour depression nap in the middle of the day
Me when someone tries to wake me up from my 6 hour depression nap in the middle of the day

Memes,  Nap Meme,  
    
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When you've posted a risky meme and you see an inbox reply
When you've posted a risky meme and you see an inbox reply

Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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We got my blind cousin a puppy for Christmas
We got my blind cousin a puppy for Christmas

Memes,  Jokes About Blind People,  
    
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white people will look rabies dead in the eye but lock they car door when a  with dreads walk past.
white people will look rabies dead in the eye but lock they car door when a with dreads walk past.

Memes,  Racism Jokes,  Funny Jokes On White People,  
    
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Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"
Every time I see a dead possum in the road, I think, "Or is it?"

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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I got distracted and let go...
I got distracted and let go...

Cheesy Cute Jokes,  Silly Cute Jokes,  
    
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i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.
i'm not really drunk. i'm making like a possum and waiting til you leave.

Funny Drunk Jokes,  Funny Drunk Ecards,  
    
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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy

But I'm a possum, now you've got rabies


Funny Song Quotes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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"Is he still playing?"
"Is he still playing?"

Dead Animal Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes,  
    
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Hang in there. 

Payday is next week.
Hang in there.

Payday is next week.


Funny Food Jokes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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''No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!''
''No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!''

Potty Humor,  Clean Animal Jokes,  
    
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'Quit playing around!'
'Quit playing around!'

Funeral Meme,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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Free cat
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Carol coffin schrine: Happy birthday cuz
Free cat

Funny Sign Images,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."
"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."

Medical Jokes,  Medical Jokes One Liners,  
    
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