Potato Jokes

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When you bite into roast  potato but it turns out to be a parsnip
When you bite into roast potato but it turns out to be a parsnip

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


Farming Puns,  Food Puns,  
    
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So you're telling me 

That all Salvadorians are potatoes?
So you're telling me

That all Salvadorians are potatoes?


Salvadorian Jokes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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The best way to make a baked potato is to cover in sea salt, wrap it in foil, and then throw it away and order a pizza.
The best way to make a baked potato is to cover in sea salt, wrap it in foil, and then throw it away and order a pizza.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Men Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Seals or potatoes?
Seals or potatoes?

Funny Pictures,  Seal Jokes,  
    
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You remind me of potatoes

I don't like potatoes
You remind me of potatoes

I don't like potatoes


Christopher Walken Jokes,  Random Funny Pictures,  
    
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When you mentally put an outfit together thinking

You'll look hot, then you put it on and look like a potato
When you mentally put an outfit together thinking

You'll look hot, then you put it on and look like a potato


Memes,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  
    
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I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.
I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  Baby Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile

In Idaho
Meanwhile

In Idaho


Meanwhile In,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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what did the prosute say to the potato?

ida
what did the prosute say to the potato?

ida


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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meanwhile

in ida

that's my potato.
meanwhile

in ida

that's my potato.


Meanwhile In,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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What we need are a few good taters

What's taters, precious?

Po-tay-toes

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
What we need are a few good taters

What's taters, precious?

Po-tay-toes

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Lord Of The Rings Memes,  Gollum Meme,  
    
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Young chicks be like

Bae.. I made some potato salad
Young chicks be like

Bae.. I made some potato salad


Cooking Meme,  Cooking Fail,  
    
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What do we want?

A cure for ADHD!

And when do we want it?

Potato!
What do we want?

A cure for ADHD!

And when do we want it?

Potato!


Adhd Jokes,  Hyperbole And A Half Meme (theme),  
    
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Day 42: The humans still think I'm a baked potato
Day 42: The humans still think I'm a baked potato

Guinea Pig Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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