Potato Jokes

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Get you someone who looks at you the way this little boy looks at potatoes
Get you someone who looks at you the way this little boy looks at potatoes

Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Funny Love Advice,  
    
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Been in my kitchen for 30 min debating if I should turn this potato into fries. Never been more conflicted.
Been in my kitchen for 30 min debating if I should turn this potato into fries. Never been more conflicted.

Memes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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When you bite into roast  potato but it turns out to be a parsnip
When you bite into roast potato but it turns out to be a parsnip

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


Farming Puns,  Food Puns,  
    
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So you're telling me 

That all Salvadorians are potatoes?
So you're telling me

That all Salvadorians are potatoes?


Salvadorian Jokes,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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The best way to make a baked potato is to cover in sea salt, wrap it in foil, and then throw it away and order a pizza.
The best way to make a baked potato is to cover in sea salt, wrap it in foil, and then throw it away and order a pizza.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Men Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Seals or potatoes?
Seals or potatoes?

Funny Pictures,  Seal Jokes,  
    
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You remind me of potatoes

I don't like potatoes
You remind me of potatoes

I don't like potatoes


Christopher Walken Jokes,  Random Funny Pictures,  
    
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When you mentally put an outfit together thinking

You'll look hot, then you put it on and look like a potato
When you mentally put an outfit together thinking

You'll look hot, then you put it on and look like a potato


Memes,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  
    
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I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.
I hate when people of a new born asks who the baby looks like. It was born 6 minutes ago it looks like a baked potato.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Jokes,  Baby Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile

In Idaho
Meanwhile

In Idaho


Meanwhile In,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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what did the prosute say to the potato?

ida
what did the prosute say to the potato?

ida


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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meanwhile

in ida

that's my potato.
meanwhile

in ida

that's my potato.


Meanwhile In,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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What we need are a few good taters

What's taters, precious?

Po-tay-toes

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
What we need are a few good taters

What's taters, precious?

Po-tay-toes

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Lord Of The Rings Memes,  Gollum Meme,  
    
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Young chicks be like

Bae.. I made some potato salad
Young chicks be like

Bae.. I made some potato salad


Cooking Meme,  Cooking Fail,  
    
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