Potato Puns

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If being a professional couch potato was a job most of you would be experts at it. There is something about sitting in front of the TV Al Bundy style eating chips, dip, a basket of fries and doing nothing at all that people seem to love. Until eventually, you end up round and shapeless like a potato.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral potato puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Employer: It says here you identify as a potato..?

Me: Baked potato

Employer: You should probably go
Employer: It says here you identify as a potato..?

Me: Baked potato

Employer: You should probably go


Memes,  Stupid Guy Jokes,  
    
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if mr potato head got high

would he be a baked potato?
if mr potato head got high

would he be a baked potato?


Potato Head Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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Commentator

Common Tater
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Common Tater


Funny Jokes,  Potato Jokes,  
    
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The boy wasn't happy about skinning potatoes, so I guess you could say he would...

Peel grim.
The boy wasn't happy about skinning potatoes, so I guess you could say he would...

Peel grim.


Funny Jokes,  Thanksgiving Puns,  Pilgrim Jokes,  
    
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You wanted hash browns?

...
You wanted hash browns?

...


Funny Jokes,  Bad Puns,  Breakfast Puns,  
    
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What is a potato's favorite TV show?

Mash.


Super Funny Jokes For Kids,  Potato Jokes,  
    
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My last job was in a potato merchants They gave me the sack.

Job Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes  
    
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What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

A yam session!


Musical Puns,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato - Will Ferrell

I Hate When Jokes,  Potato Jokes,  Ugly Baby Jokes,  
    
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MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the Couch Potato.

Mouse Puns,  Internet Jokes  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

A: You cant mash Frankenstein!


Frankenstein Jokes,  Cute Food Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

A: No one can eat just one potato ship.


Monster Jokes For Kids,  Food Puns,  Jokes For 9 Year Olds  
    
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Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

A: Mashed potatoes!


Best Elephant Jokes,  Food Jokes,  Animal Puns  
    
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