Potato Puns

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Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

A: No one can eat just one potato ship.


Monster Jokes For Kids,  Food Puns,  Jokes For 9 Year Olds  
    
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Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

A: Mashed potatoes!


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What have eyes but can't see?

Needles, storms and potatoes.


Eye Jokes,  Storm Jokes,  Kids Jokes List,  
    
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Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A. Dicktator


Food Puns,  Riddle And Joke  
    
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Food Puns,  Potato Jokes,  English Puns  
    
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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six pack and a potato.


Potato Jokes,  Irish One Liners,  Funny Irish Jokes  
    
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Unitato

Half unicorn, half potato.
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Unitato

Half unicorn, half potato.


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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.


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Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?

A: Because they are so filling.


Funny Jokes About Food,  Funny Dentist Jokes,  Funny Dental Jokes For Kids  
    
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Cannibal Husband-I dont like your Mother.

Cannibal Wife- Try the potatoes.


Cannibal Jokes,  Mother Insults,  Husband And Wife Jokes  
    
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What's red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's head with a potato peeler!


Funny Question Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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My grandfather is a meat and potatoes guy.

Once, while getting dinner ready, I asked how he liked his vegetables prepared.

He said, Fed to a cow, so they'll turn into steak.


Meat Puns,  Food Puns,  Common Puns,  
    
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You are a beautiful human being*

*But I am not very good at drawing human beings so I have drawn a potato instead. But the potato is very beautiful too - in its own way
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You are a beautiful human being*

*But I am not very good at drawing human beings so I have drawn a potato instead. But the potato is very beautiful too - in its own way


Human Jokes,  Jokes With Pictures  
    
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Q: What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

A: A baked potato.


Smoking Jokes,  
    
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Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?

A. "Aloo?"


Phone Jokes,  Hindi Jokes,  Best Indian Joke  
    
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