Pregnancy Ecards

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Telling someone you're pregnant and during the nine months of actually being pregnant you won't find anything about the situation funny, but we have found some of the most hilarious pregnancy ecards that we could find from all across the web and have added them here. You will find funny pregnancy ecards that say things like, "When someone brags on Facebook about being pregnant, I want to brag about how much I'm going to drink tonight." and "Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date." and these are examples of just a couple of the funny ecards you will find in this section.

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you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.
you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.

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when someone brags on facebook about being pregnant, i want to brag about w much i'm going to drink tonight.
when someone brags on facebook about being pregnant, i want to brag about w much i'm going to drink tonight.

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I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

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I DO NOT have a waddle... It is called Pregnancy Swag.
I DO NOT have a waddle... It is called Pregnancy Swag.

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Thanks to Pinterest, I have the most epic baby shower, maternity photos, and nursery planned. But I'm not pregnant.
Thanks to Pinterest, I have the most epic baby shower, maternity photos, and nursery planned. But I'm not pregnant.

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Trimesters of pregnancy:

1. Sick and tried.
2. Awww baby kicks!
3. Get. This. Baby.Out.
Trimesters of pregnancy:

1. Sick and tried.
2. Awww baby kicks!
3. Get. This. Baby.Out.


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When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."
When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, "We're hoping it's a baby."

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 'I only hope I get more stretch marks with my next pregnancy,' said no mother ever.
'I only hope I get more stretch marks with my next pregnancy,' said no mother ever.

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Most enjoyable moments of pregnancy? Well the heartburn, restless legs, back pain, nausea, and fatigue of course!
Most enjoyable moments of pregnancy? Well the heartburn, restless legs, back pain, nausea, and fatigue of course!

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Congratulations on your pregnancy and securing your status as my designated driver for nine months.
Congratulations on your pregnancy and securing your status as my designated driver for nine months.

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Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.
Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.

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Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date.
Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman four days past her due date.

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I'm glad 16 and pregnant shows us what real motherhood is all about.
I'm glad 16 and pregnant shows us what real motherhood is all about.

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I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.

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Please stop asking if I am pregnant yet. I am too busy living my life to squeeze out a screaming bellygrub.
Please stop asking if I am pregnant yet. I am too busy living my life to squeeze out a screaming bellygrub.

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