Pregnancy Jokes One Liners

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Me after my dad's sperm fertilized my mom's egg
Me after my dad's sperm fertilized my mom's egg

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  Sperm Jokes,  
    
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When my man gets home with a fresh haircut

Me:

[next thing I knew, I was pregnant]
When my man gets home with a fresh haircut

Me:

[next thing I knew, I was pregnant]


Memes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  
    
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Multiple sources confirm Rob Kardashian is also pregnant
Multiple sources confirm Rob Kardashian is also pregnant

Memes,  Rob Kardashian Meme,  
    
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Bought all that body to be pregnant in your early 20s.
Bought all that body to be pregnant in your early 20s.

Memes,  Kylie Jenner Funny,  Conceited Meme,  
    
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When your girl starts losing weight and gaining her confidence back so you get her pregnant. And now she has to start all over.
When your girl starts losing weight and gaining her confidence back so you get her pregnant. And now she has to start all over.

Memes,  Joker Meme,  Weight Jokes,  
    
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when you get a pregnancy test from the dollar
when you get a pregnancy test from the dollar

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you're both pregnant so you have to eat healthy
When you're both pregnant so you have to eat healthy

Memes,  Kardashian Meme,  
    
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When y'all been flirting for months then you see her post an ultrasound
When y'all been flirting for months then you see her post an ultrasound

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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When you bounce back after pregnancy
When you bounce back after pregnancy

Memes,  Gucci Mane Jokes,  
    
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these the, "lemme walk around ya use & prepare for this pregnancy" srts
these the, "lemme walk around ya use & prepare for this pregnancy" srts

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**Logs into Facebook**
**Logs into Facebook**

Memes,  Jokes About Facebook,  
    
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"We're having another child because Billy just isn't pulling likes like he used to on Facebook"
"We're having another child because Billy just isn't pulling likes like he used to on Facebook"

Memes,  Funniest Facebook Jokes,  
    
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no, i am not pregnant. but thank you for pointing out just w fat i actually am
no, i am not pregnant. but thank you for pointing out just w fat i actually am

Good Fat People Jokes,  Mean Fat Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Quotes,  
    
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Brace yourself

False pregnancy announcements are coming
Brace yourself

False pregnancy announcements are coming


April Fools Meme,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  April Fools Day Jokes,  
    
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''How can we prevent pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it.''
''How can we prevent pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it.''

Stupid Love Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Comics,  
    
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