Pregnancy Puns

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Pregnancy punsTeen pregnancy isn't funny don't fetus your jokes
Large, round tummy equal pregnant. Doesn’t matter if you’re a man, woman or child someone will ALWAYS ask you how far along you are. There are also people that have a larger odd shaped stomach that suggests if there is a baby in there it can’t be human. Then as a woman if you feel nauseous, craves anything or even takes a nap people want you to pee on a stick.

Here we’ve added the most popular and pregnancy puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Cute Easter Jokes,  Easter Humor,  Easter Egg Jokes,  
    
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w this get pregnant blind t

she didn't see it ming.


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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I'm glad to be out. I was running out of womb.
I'm glad to be out. I was running out of womb.

Funny Quotes,  Baby Onesies Funny,  
    
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I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
I will bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

Funny Ecards,  Pregnancy Ecards,  Bad Women Jokes  
    
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I DO NOT have a waddle... It is called Pregnancy Swag.
I DO NOT have a waddle... It is called Pregnancy Swag.

Funny Ecards,  Pregnancy Ecards,  The Funniest Jokes,  
    
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The old weak lil disability and pregnant lounge
The old weak lil disability and pregnant lounge

Funny Jokes,  Funny Airport Signs,  Disability Jokes  
    
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The older I get

The harder it is to trap another one with pregnancy
The older I get

The harder it is to trap another one with pregnancy


Memes,  Short Women Jokes  
    
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Q. How does one sanitize nipples?

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Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Best Clean Joke,  Nipple Jokes  
    
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drunk slept with roommate

got pregnant, had abortion, never told him.
drunk slept with roommate

got pregnant, had abortion, never told him.


Abortion Jokes,  Funny Jokes Drunk,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids

true story
kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids

true story


True Story Meme (theme),  Funny Pregnancy Facts,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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 be like

why did i get her ugly  pregnant
be like

why did i get her ugly pregnant


Pregnancy Memes,  
    
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pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing

now it's just like... "oh wow, she's pregnant too?"
pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing

now it's just like... "oh wow, she's pregnant too?"


Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  Pregnant Woman Jokes  
    
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Ive had to perform a lot of manual labour at work recently.

If the babies arent coming out, I just go in and grab them.


Pregnancy Humor,  Work Humor Jokes  
    
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i left my pregnant girlfriend

ice cream and snacks to keep her happy
i left my pregnant girlfriend

ice cream and snacks to keep her happy


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Pregnant Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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Q. What do you call a nurse with a brain.

A. Pregnant.


Nurse Jokes,  Brain Jokes  
    
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