Procrastination Jokes

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Doing work on Friday

Me on Monday

Work
Doing work on Friday

Me on Monday

Work


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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Taking advantage of the beautiful day

Nap

Me
Taking advantage of the beautiful day

Nap

Me


Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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We're 5 months into the year.

How much you achieved?

I don't like your tone
We're 5 months into the year.

How much you achieved?

I don't like your tone


Memes,  May Jokes,  
    
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My mom: How're finals going?? Studying hard right>

Me:
My mom: How're finals going?? Studying hard right>

Me:


Memes,  Studying Jokes,  College Finals Jokes,  
    
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When you set an alarm for 7:00 but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, 7:25 and 7:30
When you set an alarm for 7:00 but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, 7:25 and 7:30

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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Me taking a much needed break after folding two pieces of laundry
Me taking a much needed break after folding two pieces of laundry

Memes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Females will literally sleep to avoid problems...
Females will literally sleep to avoid problems...

Memes,  Jokes About Females,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?
Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.
Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Life,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah
Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:
*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  Late Jokes,  
    
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What's your unofficial college degree?

PhD in procrastinating
What's your unofficial college degree?

PhD in procrastinating


Memes,  College Students Jokes,  
    
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How to do a University Assignment Due in 5 days

Day 1 - Do nothing, you have a whole week.

Day 2 - Start thinking about it.

Day 3 - Open up the assignment and read it

Day 4 - Open up word document and choose your font size.

Day 5 - Stay up all night until you finish
How to do a University Assignment Due in 5 days

Day 1 - Do nothing, you have a whole week.

Day 2 - Start thinking about it.

Day 3 - Open up the assignment and read it

Day 4 - Open up word document and choose your font size.

Day 5 - Stay up all night until you finish


Memes,  How To Jokes,  University Jokes,  
    
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PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in a hurry because they can sense fear.
PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in a hurry because they can sense fear.

Memes,  Fear Jokes,  Printer Jokes,  
    
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I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.
I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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