Procrastination Jokes

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Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.
Working on my five year plan:

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. And then they'll all be sorry.


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Life,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah
Do ever get really motivated to do something you get really excited about it and then when you get home youre just like nah

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:
*Wakes up early enough to be on time*

*Actively watches time go by while I remain in bed*

*Somehow mysteriously winds up running late*

Me:


Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  Late Jokes,  
    
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What's your unofficial college degree?

PhD in procrastinating
What's your unofficial college degree?

PhD in procrastinating


Memes,  College Students Jokes,  
    
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How to do a University Assignment Due in 5 days

Day 1 - Do nothing, you have a whole week.

Day 2 - Start thinking about it.

Day 3 - Open up the assignment and read it

Day 4 - Open up word document and choose your font size.

Day 5 - Stay up all night until you finish
How to do a University Assignment Due in 5 days

Day 1 - Do nothing, you have a whole week.

Day 2 - Start thinking about it.

Day 3 - Open up the assignment and read it

Day 4 - Open up word document and choose your font size.

Day 5 - Stay up all night until you finish


Memes,  How To Jokes,  University Jokes,  
    
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PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in a hurry because they can sense fear.
PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in a hurry because they can sense fear.

Memes,  Fear Jokes,  Printer Jokes,  
    
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I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.
I'll happily put my clothes in the washer and dyer. But folding...? That'll take about 14 business days.

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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I am the way I am bc my parents never picked me up on time after school
I am the way I am bc my parents never picked me up on time after school

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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daylight savings is awesome cause you get an extra ur to lay around like a piece of
daylight savings is awesome cause you get an extra ur to lay around like a piece of

Memes,  Daylight Savings Meme,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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A 6-year-old boy is making $11 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys

Meanwhile I'm waking up at 12 and having a nap at 2
A 6-year-old boy is making $11 million a year on YouTube reviewing toys

Meanwhile I'm waking up at 12 and having a nap at 2


Memes,  Youtube Jokes,  Career Jokes,  
    
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"I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."
"I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."

Memes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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Next week has been exhausting.
Next week has been exhausting.

Memes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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Me 4 hours after I should have been asleep: "Time to solve the Crystal Rogers case"
Me 4 hours after I should have been asleep: "Time to solve the Crystal Rogers case"

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need a day off to run errands

*Me on my day off*
Me: I need a day off to run errands

*Me on my day off*


Memes,  Day Off Jokes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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"Hey you want to chill today?"
"Hey you want to chill today?"

Memes,  Social Life Jokes,  
    
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